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    17 Haunted Houses People Who Have Periods Would Actually Be Scared Of

    A house full of all the pants, underwear, and sheets you bled through...

    1. A house full of dry tampons you have to pull out.

    And, of course, you know they're allllll super absorbency tampons.

    2. A house made entirely of cardboard applicators.

    Sorry, no plastic applicators in this haunted house!

    3. A house that gives you cramps so bad, all you can do is lie there.

    Hopefully that haunted house comes with a cozy sofa.

    4. A house full of tampons where the strings always break off.

    HORRIFYING.

    5. A house full of all the pants, underwear, and sheets you bled through.

    HAUNTING.

    6. A house that just makes you sweat…like, a lot.

    You can turn the thermostat down all you want — it won't make a difference!

    7. A house that makes you feel the urge to pee/poop RIGHT after putting a tampon in.

    You feel fine one minute, but the minute you put a tampon in, you just have to go.

    8. A house where all the toilets are stained with blood under the seats.

    How did it even get there?!

    9. A house with walls stained in blood that flung out when you pulled your tampon out.

    You've heard of blood-covered walls, but not like this.

    10. A house with no garbage can to put your used tampon/pad in.

    Whatever you do, DON'T FLUSH IT! Or the period ghosts will come to get you.

    11. A house with no toilet paper to clean the blood off your crotch and/or hands.

    Talk about a sticky situation.

    12. A house where all the tampons open on the non-applicator grip side.

    Every. Damn. Time.

    13. A house that makes you constantly spill your cup on your hands.

    Or onto the floor. Either way, a living nightmare.

    14. A house full of a million bloodied bedsheets that you need to wash.

    I feel bad for your hands already.

    15. A house that makes every pad you use stick to the inside of your leg.

    Or your underwear, or ITSELF.

    16. A house full of all the blood clots that ever came out of your body...to form a blood clot monster.

    I'm not saying there's such a thing as a blood clot monsters, but... Haunted houses are weird, man.

    17. And finally, a house that immediately gives you swamp ass the moment you walk in.

    Ghost voice: OOOooooooOOOOoooo!