1. A house full of old poems:
A haunted house but the ghosts recite the poems you wrote when you were sixteen
2. A house full of snacking coworkers:
A haunted house but every room is a work cubicle and you're surrounded by coworkers eating yogurt and apples and chips.
3. A house full of drunk mistakes:
a haunted house but it’s filled with ghosts reading your drunk DMs out loud
4. A house full of wardrobe malfunctions:
A haunted house but it’s all the outfits you wore in high school.
5. A house full of receipts:
Haunted house but it’s just receipts of everything you’ve ever wasted money on
6. A house full Netflix stans:
A haunted house but it’s just people asking you if you’ve watched Squid games.
7. A house full of superfluous packages:
A haunted house, but every door my husband opens there’s a new Amazon package
8. A house full of bitter men:
a haunted house, but it's just shitty men on dating apps shouting their height at you followed by "because apparently that matters"
9. A house full of socializing acquaintances:
A haunted house but instead of ghosts it’s full of casual acquaintances who had a little too much to drink and really want to have an earnest conversation with you
10. A house full of dissociation:
Haunted house but it’s just me dissociating with childhood trauma.
11. A house full of "NOT THAT SONG:"
A haunted house but with ghosts that play the wrong song when asked
12. A house full of Google search history:
A haunted house but instead of ghosts, it's pictures of your Google search history.
13. A house full of mansplainers:
A haunted house, but around every corner is a guy who wants to explain bitcoin and NFTs to you
14. A house full of angry Karens:
A haunted house, but it's just a 15 table section filled with Karens and the printer is down.
15. A house full of boring adult responsibilities:
A haunted house: but it's just people paying bills and waiting in line at the DMV
16. A house full of gross chewers:
A haunted house but it’s just people chewing with their mouths open
17. And a house full of fun facts:
A haunted house but it’s just a room full of strangers that you have to tell a fun fact about yourself to.