Your pumpkin is Halloweak.
OMG. JUST TAKE ALL MY TREATS.
Creepy doesn’t come easy.
For when The Boy Who Lived is just too mainstream.
In case you needed a seasonally appropriate Instagram to follow.
R.L. Stine didn’t just write teen novels, he wrote TRUTHS.
You’ll be in costume. Your food should be, too.
These are guaranteed to be a real scream!
“I better at least get some damn good candy out of this…”
BEING ALIVE IS TERRIFYING.
The most majestic of typos.
What better time to decorate your claws?
They could be under the bed right this minute! Sooo romantic.
You won’t find ghosts in Blackout House, but you may leave with blood on your clothes.
This is how it is, but feel free to re-rank it.
We’re all better off just making our own.
Correction: WEALTHY, lazy geeks. Full zip hoodies were disqualified on the basis of being soooo 2011.