Did it go how you expected it to?
The diet starts January 1.
“Today I committed bird murder, and I was forced to touch my dad’s ass. I get extra points for showing up at all.”
It’s not a holiday without a television special.
Societal norms dictate phones should not be out during the Thanksgiving meal. Push back.
Do you have the General Knowledge to be considered a Major Fan?
Celebrate Thanksgiving with the books Joyce Carol Oates, R. L. Stine, Lemony Snicket, Colum McCann, Rainbow Rowell, Chuck Palahniuk, and more of your favorite authors are grateful for.
Relationship status: Parents just asked me if anyone will be joining me for Thanksgiving, then started laughing before I could answer.
*eats Thanksgiving dinner in the bathroom*
You never too old to stuff your face with good food.
“Our powers are greater than we know.”
Either eat it — or face the wrath of your grandmother.
Let’s make some tough decisions together.
Not gonna lie, this is tough.
It’s time to be thankful for ALL desserts.