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Can You Plan A Funeral With Just $7000?

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to splurge on rose gold caskets.

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to mourn our Dear Aunt Bessie.

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Aunt Bessie lived a fulfilling life until the ripe age of 96. She had six beautiful children, 14 stunning grandchildren, and 52 wonderful great-grandchildren. Over the course of her life she taught middle school science, climbed Mt. Everest, traveled to space, and won a Pulitzer Prize for her #1 New York Times best-selling novel, Please Don't Mourn Me When I'm Gone, I Lived Really A Good Life.

Basically, she was a bomb-ass human who deserves a bomb-ass funeral, and you're going to plan it for her. You have $7,000 to spend.