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15 Tweets About Thanksgiving That'll Make You Snort-Laugh

"I asked what I could bring for Thanksgiving this year and my mom said it was up to me so I'm bringing a wireless router."

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[Thanksgiving at the In-laws] Me (patting wife’s belly): “Remember you’re eating for two now” Mother-in-law (smil… https://t.co/d27mShFBX6

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it’s gonna be so awkward when my mom tells me to slow down after 2 glasses of wine at thanksgiving dinner like....… https://t.co/qmamI5wSsN

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Family walks into thanksgiving Me: first of all I don’t know why I’m not in a relationship

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*Working at Walmart* Lady: Hi these Thanksgiving Turkeys are a little small. Do they get any bigger? Me: No Ma’am, they are dead

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I asked what I could bring for Thanksgiving this year and my mom said it was up to me so I'm bringing a wireless router.

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On the phone: Me - Do you have brown or beige gravy for Thanksgiving? Mom - Brown, why? Me - No reason. (Pulls out… https://t.co/B79n0OquZF

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Family member @ thanksgiving dinner: "so what have you been doing in your free time" Me: "first of all, I don't ha… https://t.co/kqxNyJy8kV

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*At Thanksgiving* Mom: I'm thankful for my friends and family. Me: I'm thankful that the incredibles 2 trailer was released

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*Thanksgiving Day* Mom: y'all come in here and get your plate Me:

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My Dad asked me if I was bringing a date to Thanksgiving, to which I replied, “yes, my leftovers container”.

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Thanksgiving is so much pressure on me because I’m the Beyoncé of the family.

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Me walking into the kitchen on Thanksgiving

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Professor: "I will be canceling class tomorrow, have a great thanksgiving" First of all, in already at home in bed

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