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Can't understand why thanksgiving dinner changes the time of regular, normal human being dinner time.
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My dream is to live in the Thanksgiving episode of a 90's sitcom.
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What a great day to get Thanksgiving texts from people I've taken out of my phone!
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Can't wait for everyone's instagrams of their thanksgiving dinner that doesn't look as good as they think it does
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I wrote a thanksgiving song that is insanely catchy, how do I monetize this?
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Have leftover Eggo waffles from your Eleven Halloween costume? We’ll show you how to make it into Thanksgiving stuffing. After the break.
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Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours.
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A very happy Thanksgiving to all. I am thankful to be with my family and tear into some major carbs and then avoid the scale for one week.
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FYI - Starting arguments around the Thanksgiving dinner table is a bad idea. Unless you're drinking. Then it's hilarious.
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Just re-remembered that during a post thanksgiving party my dad got SO mad at me about sandals&yelled SHUT UP! AND STOP CALLING ME DAD!
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I love that no matter how different all of our lives are, our thanksgiving plates look the same: like diarrhea.
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Spent most of my Thanksgiving repeatedly asking my cousin Harris if Home Alone was based on events from his life. He's not amused.
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Dear Boston Market, thank you for cooking out Thanksgiving dinner since my mother cannot cook to save her life. :) heh.. jk mom!
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holla if you had a radical thanksgiving!
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We need to replace turkey with ribs on thanksgiving and all laugh at the days we pretended to like turkey for 2 hours
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I love my friends. I LOVE my family. But in some ways they all pale in comparison to the Day-After-Thanksgiving-Dinner sandwich.
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Happy Thanksgiving! To all my fellow comedians, hope your family doesn't request a "quick standup show" or impromptu "roast."
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! About to head out on a safari. Hoping to nab a wild turkey for later. "Nab" means "buy pre-sliced" in Xhosa.
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Happy Thanksgiving y'all! And if you put pecans in the stuffing.... We fightin! 😘
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Did you guys enjoy Thanksgiving????
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone on Grindr.
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I really do love a mall movie theater the day after thanksgiving. That sounds bonkers, but it's true& I'm vibin this holiday vibe
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thanksgiving snuck up so quickly this year. then it's christmas then new years then we all die