Thanksgiving


Tell Me How Many Of These Iconic Thanksgiving TV Episodes You've Seen And I'll Reveal What Percent Turkey You Are
As Tony Soprano once said, "gobble, gobble-gool."

Would You Survive "The Hunger Games" Based On Your Favorite Thanksgiving Foods?
May the odds be ever in your flavor. 😉

Which Attribute Do You NEED In Your Soulmate? Plan A Friendsgiving To Find Out
It's your turn to make the turkey!

Gobble Down An 8-Course Turkey Day Dinner And I Reveal Which Macy's Parade Balloon Matches Your Personality
No strings attached...well maybe a few strings!

Build A Thanksgiving Dinner And I'll Give You A Classic Thanksgiving Episode To Watch
We don't need football on Thanksgiving when there's so much TV to watch!

Go On A Road Trip Through America And I'll Try To Guess Your Favorite Thanksgiving Food
Stuffing and turkey and pie and potatoes. Oh my!

Enjoy A Buffet And I'll Give You A Thanksgiving Movie To Watch
Don't skip straight to Christmas!

Answer These Fall Questions And I'll Reveal Which Thanksgiving Food You Embody
Turkey day is almost upon us and I, for one, cannot wait!! 🦃

Do You LOVE Or Despise These Thanksgiving Foods? Tell Me And I'll Reveal Your Inner "Charlie Brown" Character
“But Charlie Brown, it’s Thanksgiving.”

This May Sound Odd, But We Can Guess Your Favorite Color Based On The 5-Course Thanksgiving Dinner You Prepare
I hope you have your eating pants on!

We Know Which Kardashian/Jenner House You'll Host Thanksgiving At Based On The Meal You Prepare
You're doing a great job cooking, sweetie!

Find Out Which Specific Family Member You Are By Eating Your Way Through This Thanksgiving Table
You could be the famous, influencer cousin!


The Thanksgiving Dinner You Host Will Accurately Guess Your Age And Zodiac Sign
The real question is, do you make turkey or ham?

Choose A Food In Every Color And I'll Tell You Which Thanksgiving Side Dish You Are
Are you more cranberry sauce or sweet potato?

25 Perfect Jokes From The "Friends" Thanksgiving Episodes That Are Tragically Underrated
"Here come the meat sweats."

I'm Just Wondering How You Feel About These Thanksgiving Foods
Are you a turkey person or a sides person?

"Say 'Yuck' Or 'Yum' To These Thanksgiving Foods And We'll Guess Your Personality" And 14 Other Thanksgiving Quizzes
You know what they say, you are what you eat.

19 Thanksgiving Recipes To Make At Home This Year With No Meat Or Dairy
For vegans, vegetarians, and people looking to try something new.

25 Micro-Thanksgiving Main Dishes That'll Keep Things Low-Key
This year's holidays might look different, but they can still be delicious.

24 Easy Holiday Airfryer Recipes That Pretty Much Make Themselves
Keep calm and air fry on.

21 Cheap And Easy Thanksgiving Recipes You'll Actually Want To Make
Save time, save cash, and eat *really* well this Thanksgiving.


If You Check Off 13/26 Things On This List, You Had A Very Traditional Thanksgiving
Let's be honest: It's kinda the same every year.



Malia And Sasha Obama Look So Grown Up In This Thanksgiving Picture Michelle Obama Posted
Let's all feel old this Thanksgiving.

We Know Which Celeb Is Your Soulmate Based On Your Thanksgiving Preferences
Enjoy your turkey and mashed potatoes with a steamin' hot side of Idris Elba!

Only Pop Culture Gurus Will Know How To Properly Vote On These Thanksgiving TV Show Episodes
It's time for a pop culture Turkey Day showdown.

19 Tweets About The 2019 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade That Are As Funny As They Are Festive
Choose Your Fighter: Al Roker Vs. A Man Dressed As A Stick of Butter.

Jennifer Aniston Finally Gave In To Jimmy Kimmel's Thanksgiving Demands And Made Him Enchiladas
"Finally, someone listened to me."

20 Vegetarian Thanksgiving Recipes To Round Out Your Table
Meatless mains, veggie-packed sides, and dairy-free desserts.

17 Thanksgiving Tweets From 2019 That've Gone Viral (So Far)
"Gonna ruin Thanksgiving this year by saying 'OK boomer' after the family prayer."

We Know What City You Belong In Based On How You Prepare A Meal
Thanksgiving prep says everything about you.

Which Thanksgiving Dish Are You Based On The Numbers You Pick?
Are you cranberry sauce or mashed potatoes?

If You Had To Get Rid Of One Of These Classic Thanksgiving Foods, Which One Would It Be?
Happy Thanksgiving! 🐓



Don't Ask Your Mom How To Microwave A Turkey, Just Read What The Experts Say
Because a lot of you have apparently been wondering.

How To Avoid “Brown Friday” This Thanksgiving, According To A Plumber
Plumbers get 50% more calls on the day after Thanksgiving — aka Brown Friday — than any other day.

Eat A Thanksgiving Feast And We'll Reveal What People Love Most About You
Let your stomach reveal your soul.

Let's See Which Thanksgiving Dish Matches Your Personality Based On The Decorations You Buy At Wayfair
We're all thankful for Wayfair.

This Quiz Will Calculate Your Thanksgiving Shopping List For You
So you don't under- or over-shop.

I Attempted To Make An Entire Thanksgiving Meal Using Pre-Cooked Trader Joe's Foods
I saved money and time, but still put together a delicious meal.

8 Tips For Making Bakery-Quality Dinner Rolls At Home
Because every Thanksgiving table needs dinner rolls.

We Asked The Experts How To Safely Thaw Turkey So You Don't Die
If you're reading this now, it's NOT too late.

Do You Eat Thanksgiving Dinner Like Most Other People?
Quick: Mashed potato or sweet potato casserole?

We Know Which "GoT" Character You Are Based On The Thanksgiving Dinner You Make
Because Season 8 can't get here fast enough.

Pick Your Thanksgiving Favorites And We'll Tell You Which Kardashian You Are
It's a Kardashian Thanksgiving!

Gordon Ramsay's Trick For Making Better Apple Pie Is Legit Genius
If there's anyone who can make a killer apple pie, it's Gordon Ramsay.

I Tried 4 Famous Apple Pie Recipes To Find The Very Best One
Not all pie recipes are created equal.

Let's See If You're More Dumbledore Or Grindelwald Based On What You Eat On Thanksgiving
The holidays are a truly a ~magical~ time.

25 Of The Most Popular Thanksgiving Recipes On Pinterest
From seasonal sips to bite-sized party apps.


Here's How To Make The Perfect Mashed Potatoes For Every Taste
A step-by-step guide to creating your ultimate Thanksgiving mash — from chunky skin-on varieties to the creamiest mashed potatoes you've ever had.

Four Simple Ways To Make The Best Stuffing Ever
Everything you need to know about making the ultimate stuffing — from recipes and tips, to step-by-step guides to mastering the classic.

Here Are Our Honest Thoughts On HelloFresh's Thanksgiving Box
It does one thing perfectly.

Eat Thanksgiving Dinner And We'll Tell You What You'll Get For Christmas
Choose wisely, hungry one.

How Much Money Will You Spend On Black Friday Based On The Thanksgiving Dinner You Put Together?
Shopping on a budget isn't fun, anyway.



23 Celebrity Tweets About Thanksgiving That Are So Fucking Funny
"Thanksgiving snuck up so quickly this year. Then it's Christmas, then New Year's, then we all die..."

Can You Plan A Funeral With Just $7000?
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to splurge on rose gold caskets.

19 Insane Black Friday Horror Stories That Will Make You Glad You Stayed Home
"I once saw a woman try to cut the checkout line, and another woman grabbed her by the hair and whipped her into a display stand."

27 Funny Tweets To Laugh At While Everyone Else Is Black Friday Shopping
Dealing with Black Friday crowds or dicking around on Twitter? The choice is easy.

Choose Some Pies And We'll Guess If You're Drunk Or Sober
Don't worry. We won't tell anyone.


Here's Why Chrissy Teigen Refuses To Cook Turkey On Thanksgiving
“Screw turkey. Turkey sucks."


I Went Ahead And Rounded Up 16 Of The Best Thanksgiving Tumblr Posts For You
We'll get through this together.

Literally Just 19 Funny AF Tweets About The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
Happy Parade's-giving.

Say "Yes" Or "No" To A Bunch Of Thanksgiving Food And We'll Guess Whether You're Single
Go ahead and eat your feelings.

17 Trivia Quizzes Your Entire Family Will Love
No awkward silences in this house.

Do You Like The Same Thanksgiving Foods As Everyone Else?
What do you like to grub?

Create Thanksgiving Dinner And We'll Reveal If You're An Introvert Or Extrovert
Eat your way to the truth.

22 Famous Writers Told Us About The Book They're Most Thankful For
Celebrate Thanksgiving with the books Stephen King, Joyce Carol Oates, Jonathan Franzen, R.L. Stine, James Patterson, Rainbow Rowell, Michael Chabon, Lemony Snicket, Chuck Palahniuk, and more of your favorite authors are grateful for.

Real "Bob's Burgers" Fans Can Ace This Thanksgiving Episodes Quiz
Because nobody does Thanksgiving like the Belchers.

15 Clapbacks From Movies And TV That You Can Use On Everyone This Holiday Season
You better be thankful for this.

22 Reasons We're Thankful For Independent Bookstores
All the more reason to support them on Small Business Saturday!

17 Things About The Hell That Is Grocery Stores During The Holidays
"HI ARE YOU OPEN?"

31 Times The Internet Perfectly Nailed What It's Like To Work Retail On Black Friday
"Dust is not a valid reason for a discount, Martha!"

81 Fun Facts That'll Make Everyone You Know Say "I Never Knew That!"
The voice of Mickey Mouse and the voice of Minnie Mouse got married in real life!

9 Thanksgiving Comics To Get You In The Spirit
Undo a button or two.

19 Pictures That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who Loves Mac 'N' Cheese
We've all been there before.

313 Cooking Hacks That'll Make Your Friends Say "Barefoot Contessa, Is That You?"
An official culinary guide for all the Bootleg Contessas out there.

15 Tweets About Thanksgiving That'll Make You Snort-Laugh
"I asked what I could bring for Thanksgiving this year and my mom said it was up to me so I'm bringing a wireless router."

18 Really Messed-Up Things Assholes Said At Family Thanksgivings
It's the old people you need to look out for the most.

15 Tweets That'll Make You Say, "This Is The One Thing I Hate About Thanksgiving!"
AKA: "The everyone wants to know why you're are still single" holiday.

287 Ways To Feel Like You Actually Helped On Thanksgiving, Even If You're Not Hosting
Don't just bring your appetite, people.

16 Casserole Ideas To Try This Thanksgiving (Or Year-Round)
Because all the best food comes in a casserole dish.


Meet The Woman Who Has Been Saving Thanksgiving For The Past 33 Years
Carol Miller is one of the MVPs of Butterball's Turkey Talk-Line.

Introducing My Parents To My Boyfriend Meant Introducing Them To Me
It’s one thing to know your son is gay — it’s another to see the proof.

Tag Yourself In These "Friends" Thanksgiving Episodes And We'll Guess Your Favorite Thanksgiving Food
"I'm very thankful that all your Thanksgivings sucked."

12 Thanksgiving Turkey Mistakes Everyone Makes
Stop basting your turkey!

Answer 9 Questions To Discover Which "Friends" Thanksgiving Episode You Should Watch
Could we BE any more excited about Thanksgiving?


22 Things Anyone Who's Ever Been To A Black Thanksgiving Can Relate To
"Let's bless this food."

