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19 Tweets About The 2019 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade That Are As Funny As They Are Festive

Choose Your Fighter: Al Roker Vs. A Man Dressed As A Stick of Butter.

1. This interplanetary excursion:

imagine you’re an alien and ur coming to earth to observe humans and this is the first thing u see #MacysDayParade

2. This real thing that happened:

And after screaming a question at a group of children, Al Roker made fun of an egg and assaulted a stick of butter #thanksgivingtraditions #MacysDayParade

3. No, I mean...really:

Pretty sure they don't give Al Roker a script, they just put him out there and whatever happens, happens. #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

4. And it was AMAZING:

Al Roker pushing butter away is my 2020 New Years resolution #ThanksgivingParade

5. This choice of head gear:

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even the stick of butter: Al Roker’s Helmet: #MacysDayParade

6. This perfect lyric use:

"When I'm more mature, I'll feel totally secure being watched by something with a creepy, creepy face!" ⛄️👀🦃#Frozen2 #MacysDayParade

7. This child-friendly Broadway show:

Kids LOVE the new musical HADESTOWN which is about DYING and going to HELL #MacysDayParade

8. This Power Ranger positioning:

I know the balloons are flying low this year, but this all-fours-glute-exercise position still seems a bit odd, no? #MacysDayParade

9. Which led to this embarrassing moment:

When you trip in front of the turkey . . . and in national TV. How embarrassing #MacysDayParade

10. This Titanic discovery:

I think we now know what happened to that necklace in Titanic... #MacysThanksgivingDayParade #MacysDayParade

11. This impressive feat:

"So how'd you spend your Thanksgiving?" "Oh, just rolling a fucking grand piano 2.5 miles through the streets of Manhattan. No big deal." #MacysDayParade

12. This new Dragon Ball Z plot line:

And then Goku fought the turkey for 30 episodes #MacysDayParade

13. This unlikely crush:

Beetlejuice's ongoing crush on Al Roker gives me so much life oh my god #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

14. This angry exclamation:

If I see one more marching band get interrupted by a commercial break 🙃 #MacysDayParade

15. This now-iconic dancer:

Get it Window Dancer! #MacysDayParade #MacysThanksgivingDayParade #MacysParade

16. This A+ description:

When mom says Thanksgiving dinner is ready #Thanksgiving #MacysDayParade

17. This neon nightmare:

Meth is a hell of a drug #MacysThanksgivingDayParade #MacysDayParade

18. This horror movie in the making:

"Diary of a Wimpy Kid" looks like he's about to snatch Miss America up and climb a skyscraper like King Kong~ #MacysDayParade

19. And finally, this accidental sponsorship:

Elf On A Shelf balloon sponsored by @squattypotty #MacysParade #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

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