1. This interplanetary excursion:
imagine you’re an alien and ur coming to earth to observe humans and this is the first thing u see #MacysDayParade
2. This real thing that happened:
And after screaming a question at a group of children, Al Roker made fun of an egg and assaulted a stick of butter #thanksgivingtraditions #MacysDayParade
3. No, I mean...really:
Pretty sure they don't give Al Roker a script, they just put him out there and whatever happens, happens. #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
4. And it was AMAZING:
Al Roker pushing butter away is my 2020 New Years resolution #ThanksgivingParade
5. This choice of head gear:
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not even the stick of butter: Al Roker’s Helmet: #MacysDayParade
6. This perfect lyric use:
"When I'm more mature, I'll feel totally secure being watched by something with a creepy, creepy face!" ⛄️👀🦃#Frozen2 #MacysDayParade
7. This child-friendly Broadway show:
Kids LOVE the new musical HADESTOWN which is about DYING and going to HELL #MacysDayParade
8. This Power Ranger positioning:
I know the balloons are flying low this year, but this all-fours-glute-exercise position still seems a bit odd, no? #MacysDayParade
9. Which led to this embarrassing moment:
When you trip in front of the turkey . . . and in national TV. How embarrassing #MacysDayParade
10. This Titanic discovery:
I think we now know what happened to that necklace in Titanic... #MacysThanksgivingDayParade #MacysDayParade
11. This impressive feat:
"So how'd you spend your Thanksgiving?" "Oh, just rolling a fucking grand piano 2.5 miles through the streets of Manhattan. No big deal." #MacysDayParade
12. This new Dragon Ball Z plot line:
And then Goku fought the turkey for 30 episodes #MacysDayParade
13. This unlikely crush:
Beetlejuice's ongoing crush on Al Roker gives me so much life oh my god #MacysThanksgivingDayParade
14. This angry exclamation:
If I see one more marching band get interrupted by a commercial break 🙃 #MacysDayParade
15. This now-iconic dancer:
Get it Window Dancer! #MacysDayParade #MacysThanksgivingDayParade #MacysParade
16. This A+ description:
When mom says Thanksgiving dinner is ready #Thanksgiving #MacysDayParade
17. This neon nightmare:
Meth is a hell of a drug #MacysThanksgivingDayParade #MacysDayParade
18. This horror movie in the making:
"Diary of a Wimpy Kid" looks like he's about to snatch Miss America up and climb a skyscraper like King Kong~ #MacysDayParade
19. And finally, this accidental sponsorship:
Elf On A Shelf balloon sponsored by @squattypotty #MacysParade #MacysThanksgivingDayParade