Husbands: 1. Wives: 0.
Wives: 1. Husbands: 0.
This quiz might make or break your relationship.
We Know Exactly How Long You've Been In A Relationship Based On How Many Of These Things You've Done
Have you farted in front of each other?
No one said being a wife was easy.
Their decision-making skills could use a little work.
"For the record, the boat was named after you."
But first, let me take a selfie!
Don't get mad, get savage.
"Due to personal reasons, I'll be flushing the toilet every time my husband showers this week."
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Love them in the movie, would hate them in real life.
"Parenthood has made me so tired that even in my sex dreams, I'm asleep."
“Did you mean to order a double bed?”
*Hands over a "Cleaned your hair from the drain" candy heart*
Because being thrifty is sexy.
Everyone's a little bit gross, especially when there's two of you.
Why do you continue to watch our stories?
Maybe it won't end.
17 Cringeworthy — But Still Funny — Husband Fails That Made Their Wives Go, "Somebody Come Get This Man"
Somebody come get these husbands.
"After we said goodbye at the airport and I sat in my car bawling like a baby."
Have you ever seen Zendaya with a smile this big before?
Step your relationship game up, guys.
"She wanted a divorce because her husband's dick was too big and sex became 'too much work.'"
These parents have it all figured out.
18 People Shared The Things Their Parents Think They're Hiding From Them, And They Are Funny, Heartbreaking, And Real
"I found out the only reason they got married was because my mom was expecting me."
I'd rather take a Razor scooter to the ankle.
Part quiz, part psychoanalysis.
"It's the best day of your life," they said.
18 Married People Shared The Things They Caught Their Spouses Secretly Doing, And It's So Wholesome I Can't
"I came home to find my husband pooping with the door open while singing 'Five Little Ducks.'"
Just when I thought I'd heard it all.
Please stop posting essays about each other on Instagram.
"My husband brushes his teeth with scalding hot water. He thinks it gets his teeth cleaner."
"Can't find your kids? Don't worry, sit on the toilet. They'll find you."
Will you find the one?
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"Have you or a family member ever dated a guy named Matt? You may be entitled to compensation."
"I love [Stormi's] mommy and I always will."
"My wife talks in her sleep. And not like, 'I forgot milk.' More like, 'Do you think hot dogs are steak dicks?'"
It's just around the corner!
Love to hate 'em, and hate to love 'em.
You caught them red-handed.
"My new Christmas pillow has jingle bells. I feel so festive throwing it at my husband's head."
It's been a tough year to be in love.
"To be young and in love."
Thinking ahead, are we?
You honestly have to read it to believe it!
It's not always going to be every couple's cup 'o tea!
Keep these moms in your thoughts and prayers, y'all.
They ask permission from literally no one.
Three trimesters' worth of real.
"For better or for weird as hell."
"There was that gut feeling that was starting to grow more and more."
Any resemblance to persons, dead or alive, is entirely intentional.
"I was 27 when my son was born four years ago. I'm 42 now."
Ready to find out?
Are you single and ready to mingle?
"I had a dream I was talking to my grandfather while he sat in a coffin. I called my mom the next day, and she told me he died during the night."
Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
We aspire to their level of genius.
Marriage is fighting fair, not playing fair.
15 People Share The Time Someone Objected At A Wedding They Attended, And There Are No Words For This Cringe
"She yelled, 'I object! The man's dick is too small to satisfy!'"
My ex: "I want you back." Me: "My mom said no."
Taehyung or G-Dragon?
"Probably the worst thing to mention when you are in a fight with your wife is the video game you have paused in the other room."
"Kids aren't getting worse...but parents definitely are."
"All of the farts!" = "I love you!"
Dads will be dads.
"Up until yesterday, I 100% was convinced cuffing season just meant you rolled up your jeans."
Literally no one: ................. Husbands: "I'm pooping out of my mind."
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is freakin' weird as all heck.
"Nate Jacobs is the trash beneath a raccoon's foot."
Who loves you ~deep in their heart~?
Some details matter, others are just a distraction. Find the cheaters.
Do people follow your lead when you're in your zone?
"I stole some mail which had someone's credit card number on it...and used it to buy a coffin."
They make no apologies for their sneakiness.
This is some expert-level momming right here.
What is something you know about your S.O. that they don't know you know?
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When You Met This BuzzFeed Quiz.
I'm Crusty Girlfriend™ adjacent.
We're the love experts.
Husbands have allll the life hacks.
Nobody got them. Nobody.
You **love** to see it.
I love Spoopy Love™!!!
You could say it was The Perfect Date.
Because love is terrifying, TBH.
"Halloween is the best because it's the one day my kids go around demanding snacks from everyone else."
These guys are so adorable it hurts.
Mo' money, mo' problems (sometimes).
Not all ships should be endgame.
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