Hi, I'm Hannah, and like so many of us tortured souls on this planet, I use dating apps. Usually, it's a giant horrible vat of premature sexual advances and awkward conversations, but every once in a while, there are some hidden gems. In that spirit, here are some of my favorite dating app bios and messages from the interwebs!
1.This person must have a master's in both history and sexual innuendo.
2.I can't imagine anyone wouldn't laugh at this.
3.This is the best possible response to this out of the blue statement.
4.And this is the best response to a condescending "you can't wear a band T-shirt if you're not the number 1 expert on the band!" sentiment.
5.This person, who has one arm and listed their job as "arms dealer," might be the funniest person on Tinder.
6.I know that dating profiles aren't just an opportunity for your best jokes, but this would get a swipe right from me.
7.Usually I'd say not to bring up your penis in your first dating app message, but this one is funny enough I'll let it slide.
8.This person who uses a wheelchair has one of my favorite bios ever.
9.You gotta love a good bait-and-switch.
10.I mean...they have a point here.
11.I'm actually very bummed that "G" didn't get this joke.
12.They're just doing what you asked!
13.Is my sense of humor broken if I find this hilarious?
14.And this.
15.This guy might have gotten a B+, but he gets an A for effort.
16.This is a truly bizarre message, but it would definitely make me laugh.
17.How the heck did this person just have such a perfect answer ready???
18.I mean, I HOPE this person is joking.
19.Now this is the way to do it as a short king.
20.I mean, this person has a point.
21.As does this person.
22.And this person.
23.This person saw an opportunity and took it.
24.As did this person.
25.Aaaand this person.
26.And we can't forget this person.
27.And this person.
28.This person might not get another message, but they probably did get a laugh.
29.Good one.
30.This is just a slam dunk of a joke.
31.This is pretty smooth.
32.This is smoother.
33.The art of the pun is underrated in this day and age.
34.It's the dad joke for me.
35.All you need for a good bio is some clever wordplay, and Stella's got it figured out.
36.This person's competition with sharks would make for good first date conversation fodder.
