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The reason dating app bios still say, "Looking for the Pam to my Jim / Jim to my Pam".
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Because we need someone to wear spooky outfits with, so we can scare the nazar away.
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And someone who indulges all our whims and hobbies.
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Poetry + snacks + tequila = ideal match.
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When their weird matches your weird (in the weirdest way).
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"Where do you see yourself in five years?" — "Here".
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They take "looking for my partner in crime" a little too literally.
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One word: Awww-dorable!
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Wish every talking stage was like this.
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Dunno about potatoes, but this is ultra cheesy.
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BRB, making closet space for my matching couple outfits.
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Love may have no language, but theirs is out of this world!
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Can anybody find me someone to geek out over the same things?
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Can you please tell me the procedure to grow a tail so I can do this?
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Pro-tip: If you get matching hoodies, no one steals yours.
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Love in the times of old-school internet.
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When I want to be the couple in the car, but I'm actually the drive-thru employee 🥲
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Could you really grow old with someone? Maybe!
