Take it from a guy who's been frozen for 65 years – the only way to really be cool is to use this meme.
Capi con Barba > todos los demás Capis. Advertencia: esta publicación tiene spoilers.
Can you guess which Chris came out on top? Warning: This post contains spoilers.
Who'd be the better roommate though?
"Scarlett Johansson has the emotional range of a fucking celery."
::pulls down glasses::
*cue the uncontrollable crying*
Acceptable movies to watch: Mary Poppins.
"We are Groot."
This post is full of spoilers and fan theories and rumors. Click through with caution!!!
They've all seen some shit.
Peter Parker is NOT on this list because he is a LITERAL CHILD.
The real issue dividing our nation.
Listen more. Speak less.
Captain America's shield in Iron Man is just the start...
A collection of ~super~ glow-ups.
Are you more Black Panther or Supergirl?
"Happy Valentine’s Day to all the shippers out there! ❤️😉"
The biggest star of Infinity War? Chris Evans and his full-daddy beard.
OMG, Captain America thinks he's a dork! (and other things he told us on Thirst Aid Kit)
Hemsworth, Pratt, or Evans?
Time to see which celeb you're actually compatible with!
"People that are different don't need to be criticized about it, 'cause it's not their fault."
Avengers (FANS) Assemble!
So many superhero movies to choose from.
This is as good as things get.
A laugh is worth a thousand words.
"Who would've guessed that everyone in school was a professional dancer?"
Super-thirst is not one of the powers. You already have that!
"Love is the truth." – Chris Evans and also me looking at Chris Evans.
"Really missing this guy right now," Evans tweeted about his dog, Dodger.
Don't worry, guys. He's FINE.
How much wrangling did it take to get Steve to sit still for these? (Warning: Spoilers ahead.)
You'll look super.
Jenny Slate wins everything.
The Chrises go head to head.
You can't lose here!
Out of the four white guys dominating Hollywood right now, that is.
It's a good time to be called Chris.
Here's hoping that he tucks you up in bed that night.
Captain America does not mince words.
Who are you really meant to be with?
Hard choices lie ahead!
It's time to settle this.
Captain America is IRL fighting the alt-right.
Get ready for some really difficult choices. Just remember: In these scenarios, all of these men are in their prime.
We're just so darn proud. <3
It's your lucky year!