She hosted and performed the show's latest episode — and if you haven't seen her opening monologue yet, well, what are you waiting for?
"My name is Lizzo — and, yes, I'm shocked I have clothes on, too," she cracked at the top of the bit.
She also joked that her hosting turn would break a record for the number of times the word "bitch" was said during an episode of SNL.
After shouting out her mom in the audience and talking a little about her "serious side," Lizzo started joking around about all the "rumors" floating around about her personal life.
“I read a lot online that I’m dating every little white boy in Hollywood," she cracked. "They think I’m collecting members of One Direction like infinity stones."
She even referenced her infamous back-and-forth with Chris Evans last year, which started with an alleged drunk DM and led to fan pics of what a baby between the two of them would look like.
“I even heard a rumor that I’m pregnant with Chris Evans‘ baby. I have no idea where that one started.”
“It could be the TikTok where I said, ‘I am pregnant with Chris Evans’ baby.' It’s called manifesting, OK!?”
You can watch the whole monologue here.