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Lizzo Drunkenly DM'ing Chris Evans Is The Content I Needed Today

"Don’t drink and DM, kids."

BEHOLD: Chris Evans, a very attractive man.

Chris posing on a red carpet
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I mean, who among us — especially after a lil' beer or five — has not been tempted to DM the man on Instagram to see if maybe, MAYBE, he might see it and therefore fall in love???

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Gotta have dreams, ya know.

Well, it looks like one person who has felt this compulsion is none other than Lizzo.

Lizzo wearing a strapless gown and stole on the Grammys red carpet
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In a new TikTok, Lizzo shared her attempts to DM Chris with the caption, "Don’t drink and DM, kids.... for legal porpoises this is a joke."


Don’t drink and DM, kids.... for legal porpoises this is a joke

♬ original sound - HI I’M TATI 💕

In the audio, Lizzo is lip-synching, “The reason I’m upset about this one is because I know I’m not going to be able to marry him, and honestly, it hurts me to the core — because damn, Papa, he a rare breed, no comparing.”

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She then shared her DM to Chris, which, honestly, poetry.

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For one, there is the fact that Chris and Lizzo don't follow each other.

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Then there's the time — we love being drunk at a solid 5:22 p.m.

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Of course, then there's the choice of emojis Lizzo went with. I didn't understand them because I am 1,000 years old, but apparently these mean she's "shooting her shot":

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I read this as "fart, person, ball." HOT!

Now, if Lizzo's facial expression is anything to go by, it appears that she is a touch embarrassed by the whole thing — to which I say no!!! Do what I cannot, gal!!! You go for that gorgeous man!!!

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Imagine if Lizzo and Chris did end up becoming a thing...the power.

TL;DR: Plz make Chrizzo a thing.