Harry Styles vs. Taylor Swift!
Is Lana Del Rey a Ravenclaw or a Slytherin?
"I would like to thank the fans..."
Billie Eilish is perfect as Aurora.
"Up" by Cardi B = good taste?
"God gave me a doll for a reason!"
Cardi B Got Real About Having To Fight For The Pay She Deserves While "Caucasian Influencers" Are "Getting Paid Big Money"
“I've been doing my research."
You can't change the result. "If it's up, then it's stuck."
Feelin' good as hell!
This can't come soon enough.
Don't just stand there, let's get to it!
It's mostly just jokes about Beyoncé, though.
*Insert Tiffany Pollard "BEYONCÉ?!" meme here.*
Excuse Me, Who Gave Cardi B And Megan Thee Stallion Permission To Absolutely Destroy The Grammys Stage Tonight??
WAP: Wonderful A** Performance!
"My life is my story. How can someone tell my story without asking me?”
“Say it with your chest: Protect Jonah Hill at all costs. I was so grateful to see his vulnerability. Because when you get vulnerable like that--it changes other people.”
Ashley Tisdale? China Anne McClain? Selena Gomez?
Your favorite Rihanna song says a lot about you.
"Reconnecting with an old pal..."
"I felt like, 'You're judging me, but I'm making more money than you.'"
"You had to have a big butt. So I felt insecure about that."
"Oh my gosh, I look stupid, I feel stupid, I'm dumb."
Plus, Twitter's loving Rosamund Pike in "I Care a Lot" and Mariah Carey's Cardi B interview.
"Beyoncé is stunning, but that doesn't mean she wouldn't use any trick in the book to look better — any woman would!" —Piers Morgan
"I wanted you to hear this directly from me..."
“Makeup or not, a bitch is doing good."
Famous Women Wearing Suits Is Something I'll Honestly Never Get Sick Of, So Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones
Just some iconic famous women in suits to cleanse your timeline. ✨
“When I was first approached about ‘Bridgerton’ I was expecting something akin to ‘Pride and Prejudice.’ In no way did I think we would be doing oral sex. Up a ladder. In the middle of a library.”
"This is seriously a new business."
Kehlani is a real one.
Of course it would B Cardi.
"I'm just here to help."
Cardi B Joked She Was Supposed To Perform "WAP" At Joe Biden's Inauguration After It "Pissed Off A Whole Bunch Of Republicans"
We need to collect signatures for this.
Listen: “Driver’s License” Is Making Us All Feel Like Angsty Teens--But Maybe That’s What We Need Right Now
“The first heartbreak we experience, usually around the age that Olivia is, lives with us into adulthood. We mature out of it, we process it. But it’s such a formative feeling. And as an adult, there’s something strangely comforting about it.”
Cardi just wanted some McNuggets.
I mean, she was born to flex.
They don't call Dionne the "Queen of Twitter" for no reason.
Celebs Are Expressing Outrage Over The Difference In Police Response To The Capitol Riots And Black Lives Matter Protests
"We can’t walk down the street with our hoodies up without being killed but they can do this?"
Cardi B Was Called A Hypocrite For Not Letting Her Daughter Listen To "WAP," And She Had A Perfect Response
"Stop making this a debate. It's pretty much common sense."
Single like a Pringle or taken like a piece of bacon?
This is trickier than you'd think!
*Dances in living room.*
Coming from a man who wrote an album called "Doggystyle."
"My haters are my motivators." —Megan Thee Stallion, probably
“We had just such a good time doing it and laughed so much making it. That joy really comes through.”
Should Cardi B have asked Twitter about buying a lavish purse during a pandemic?
The Latest Celeb/Coronavirus Drama Involves Cardi B, An $88,000 Purse, And A Lot Of Angry People On Twitter
"We're in a pandemic with high unemployment and people in food lines," one person tweeted. "You're talking about a purse that costs more than the average family makes in a year."
Cardi B Shared Support For Teyana Taylor After She Announced She's Retiring From Music, And It Sparked A Discussion About Black Women In The Industry
It's always a good day to uplift another woman.
Queens. Iconic. Talented.
From "yasss!" to "yikes."
Her reasoning is solid.
Cardi B Responded To People Who Called Her Out For Her Thanksgiving Dinner With 37 People, And It's Quite The Roller-Coaster Ride
"Anyone behaving this way during a pandemic deserves to be dragged."
Nicki Minaj Tweeted Saying That She Never Forgot How The Grammys Awarded Bon Iver Over Her, Then Wiz Khalifa And Cardi B Ended Up Getting Involved
"Why pit successful women against each other?"
The rapper’s refusal to say more about her shooting and her very difficult year might be her way of modeling what she’s asked the country to do this summer: “Protect Black women.”
Cardi B Joked That She Can't "Be Sexy In Peace" After Her Daughter, Kulture, Interrupted One Of Her Videos
"I can’t even be sexy in peace."
"Yeah I got that song, bitch."
He isn't just hardcore, he lives it.
Are you a Barb?
Cardi B Said She "Should've Done Research" After She Was Accused Of "Mocking" Hindu Culture To Promote Her New Sneakers
"Maybe I should've done my research and I'm sorry."
“I’m tired of this bullshit."
“I have an unpopular opinion on our colleagues over at Fox. It’s that they’ve become full sadomasochists in many ways.”
"I'm tired of getting upset every single time that I see that man talk."
Celebrities Used The Hours Before The Polls Opened To Urge Their Followers To Vote With Passionate Social Media Posts
"This election isn't just about you ... It's about every fellow American who needs to see a better, kinder future for our nation. Do the right thing. Please."
We are not worthy!!
"This would make an amazing album cover."
“Black people having access to luxury shouldn’t be a debate."
"Y’all don’t do this to white celebrities."
“Have you seen the divorce papers? Are you sure that’s what’s happening here?”
"This ain't Disney."
"It's hard not to talk to your best friend."
“It’s like she’s reading an ad of what Paris is supposed to be.”
I got a plant for my last birthday.
"When he misses Mrs. WAP..."
They really don't need the money.
It was a long week.
"I wish that Joe Biden would have spoken to me before he did that debate."
"I would never watch a second episode of this show."
Certified freaks only.
"Do you see that I've got the number one song in the world? Why do I need attention?"
There's Nothing Better Than Famous Women Being Starstruck By Each Other, And Here Are 15 Of The Best Examples
Remember when Sarah Paulson smelled the back of Cher's head?
Cardi also cleared up a few rumors.
Cardi B Posted A Picture Of Flowers Sent From Lizzo After She Apparently Filed For Divorce From Offset
"Know you are loved and are love."
Okurrrr people let's do this.
“They wanted reports changed to downplay the risk to children to be more in line with what the Trump administration is trying to say about the level of risk, the level of spread, and what the trajectory for this virus is."
The songs you don't pick are gone FOREVER!
Which WAP woman are you?
Lady Gaga or Ariana Grande?
This quiz cyantifically proved that I should dye my hair blue.
"Tequila is a snack, right?"