Yesterday, Donald Trump called the "YMCA" the Gay National Anthem.
Which, like, okay...but there are 75 WAY better choices and we decided to rank them because that's what we do here.
Without further ado, a completely serious list* of 75 songs that I would gladly salute the flag to...
*Keep in mind, this list is extremely skewed towards millennials. Also, not that serious, except to, like, me.