Being a muggle sucks. (via everythingharrypotter.tumblr.com)
TV Buzz Lynea Lattanzio has discovered that she can use her 'Largest Cat Refuge In The World' as a front to keep her off the show Hoarders. (via jezebel.com)
I'm not sure which is worse, the name of the product or the ass of a pitchman selling it.
Things have been a little tense between the wives since the last addition to the family.
New phone technology will make it possible for you to “scan” someone and see what their tastes and interests are without every having to actually talk to them. This doesn't change much, I'm still going to lie about how rich and virile I am in my public profile. (ps, ladies - i am very rich and virile)
Celebrity Buzz Andy Dick is under house arrest. So, like all good inhabitants of the entertainment industry, he's launched his very own web talk show! It's called House Arrest with Andy Dick and is billed as “the first celebrity talk show that must comply with a probation officer.” The jury's still out as to it's compliance with basic comedy law. I love the idea though, so fingers crossed!