19 Hilarious Tweets About Last Night's "The Bachelor" Premiere That Have Me Doing A Spit Take With My Wine

Yes, I accept this rosé. *chugs wine*

Fellow wine aunties everywhere gathered enthusiastically around our televisions last night to celebrate the return of The Bachelor, and it did NOT disappoint. Could this be the most dramatic season yet??? I know they always say that, but I'll eat it up every time.

Bachelor nation's favorite thing to do is clutch our pink wine in one hand and our phone in the other while live tweeting the entire episode. Let's get into the funniest tweets that sum up the premiere:

1.

This is how you say hello in Philly…#TheBachelor #BachelorNation

pic.twitter.com/YwHOCTDlyJ

— MediaBitch (@_MediaBitch) January 23, 2024

@ABC / _MediaBitch

2.

Honestly opening the season of #TheBachelor with a man crying is the FASTEST way to get me invested pic.twitter.com/852wpMqJkd

— Chelsea Allyn (@chelseallyn) January 23, 2024

@ABC / chelseallyn

3.

What did Canada do to the Bachelor people to deserve censorship??#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/dLLl5PZ5UC

— Bachelor Fantake (@BachelorFantake) January 23, 2024

@ABC / @BachelorFantake

4.

Autumn: what’s ur favorite season?

Joey: idk probably spring or summer

Autumn:#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/ZULNbSO5kW

— the bitchelorette (@Bitchelorette_) January 23, 2024

ABC / @Bitchelorette_

5.

I'm sorry, but... PRISON.#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/3P5hiytAmk

— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) January 23, 2024

ABC / @KristenGBaldwin

6.

Allison and Lauren: we’re not gonna tell Joey we’re sisters

Allison and Lauren: #thebachelor pic.twitter.com/PAYC4oyCi3

— Erin M (@erinmurray16) January 23, 2024

Walt Disney / Everett Collection/ @erinmurray16

7.

When Joey says his soulmate is in a group of women that I’m not in #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/Cagla5AzLs

— Sarah Hanlon (@SarahHanlon_) January 23, 2024

Warner Bros. / @SarahHanlon_

8.

Me explaining to my bf (first time bachelor watcher) that you don’t tell a group of girls you got a kiss and you don’t pull him to chat for a second time when not everyone has gotten a chance to talk to him #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/OClnZVvGVQ

— America (@A_dawg956) January 23, 2024

RCG Productions / @A_dawg956

9.

me watching Jess make a rookie move telling everyone she got the first kiss #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/6Cxm49ewor

— MoodieforBach (@MoodieforBach) January 23, 2024

Netflix / @MoodieforBach

10.

Anytime someone says “I’m not trying to be that girl” means they’re absolutely being that girl #TheBachelor

— Kelly Keegs (@kellykeegs) January 23, 2024

Twitter: @kellykeegs

11.

you know who would NEVER let Jess Smoochypoo’s actions stand?#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/6B4sCNVJW0

— the bitchelorette (@Bitchelorette_) January 23, 2024

@ABC / Bitchelorette_

12.

Just watched Joey get the ick in real time. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/OWbvNZHXPz

— Jules ❄️💖 (@jules_is_ok) January 23, 2024

ABC / @jules_is_ok

13.

STEAL a 1-on-1?? We’re slowly turning this show into Survivor and I’m here for it.#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/rR3QVcQkrl

— Bachelor Fantake (@BachelorFantake) January 23, 2024

Warner Bros. / @BachelorFantake

14.

Girllllllll don’t use that card. Don’t do it. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/VaG4ZbYIs2

— TheBachBabes (@TheBachBabes) January 23, 2024

HBO / @TheBachBabes

15.

the other women when Lea threw the card in the fire #TheBachelor
pic.twitter.com/v57ikIQgkE

— keaton✨ (@keatdebra) January 23, 2024

Clark County District Court @keatdebra

16.

the producer who came up with the idea for a secret power watching her burn it#thebachelor pic.twitter.com/5m1hmGLakW

— bach memes (@thebachelwhore) January 23, 2024

Disney / @thebachelwhore

17.

THE AD FOR REMEMBER THE TITANS IN THE CORNER IS SENDING ME 💀🤣 #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/GXymZIpq4l

— 713 📌 (@713Xjose) January 23, 2024

Twitter: @713Xjose

18.

Can someone help this man get the glitter off his face #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/ZiAJT5NeEf

— TheBachBabes (@TheBachBabes) January 23, 2024

Nicole TV / @TheBachBabes

19.

The Billie Eilish ballad, the weeping, the trauma, the rose, the time rewind, this is CINEMA, I am READYYYY #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/I4J9Dnyp30

— Lauren (@thelweiss) January 23, 2024

@ABC / thelweiss

What a night! What did you think about the first episode? Personally, this is the first time in my life that I'm actually rooting for a Gemini man. I never thought I'd see the day. Let me know in the comments! 🌹