Do I like you? You can ~bet on it~.
For decades, Delilah has brought her mix of power ballads and no-bullshit personal advice to national airwaves. How did a four-time-married, self-proclaimed Queen of Sappy Love Songs conquer radio and become America’s go-to heartbreak guru?
A vocation-specific poem just for you.
Thank you for helping us hit the delivery minimum.
A heart-shaped box of chocolates is a gamble. Can you avoid the Coconut Cream and take home the Caramel Praline?
Love is just a socially acceptable form of insanity.
Self-love is the best love.
It’s really not the same without those pink wrappers.
Don’t worry, we’re here to help.
It’s all about you (tube).
Hint: There’s nothing shady or sexual about it.
Made specially for those just trying to Netflix and grill.
You can have my heart or we could share it like the last slice.
The relationship goals to end all relationship goals.
If you’re alone this Valentine’s Day, just be grateful it’s not 1850 and someone sent you a card to comment on your “most hideous teeth”.
Warning: There will be homework.
Including choices from Netflix, Amazon, HBO, and others.
This is proof hopeless romantics do it better.