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A set of pug face masks that'll let them dress up as their favorite dog while also getting pampered.
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A notepad that'll help you explain the intimacy needed, why it's needed, and, of course, when.
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A Lego rose that will never die but that might get dusty, like your love.
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A lipstick that is so f#@&ing pretty they'll probably want a dozen of them.
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A toilet-bowl brush because cleaning the bathroom for them will just be the cherry on top of an already perfect Valentine's Day.
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A set of rainbow paper so you can leave them the most magical of love notes.
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An adorable set of socks because you love that you get to nest with this doll.
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A necklace that they'll love and will definitely make a statement.
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A mug that pities the fool who drinks coffee.
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A T-shirt that shows them they're your ride-or-die love.
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A ring that's actually made of arrows from cupid's quiver.*
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A set of bath bombs that'll show just how explosive your love is.
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A pair of boxer briefs because you love them, and they know.
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A set of coatsters that'll be like giving them a whole new wardrobe.
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A set of pens that'll tell them exactly what you think of them.
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A pair of slippers because they're your lobster.
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A necklace that'll have your love right on their heart.
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A sloth onesie because you want them to take it slow this Valentine's.
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A T-shirt that shows your love will last pho-ever.
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An adorable plush skunk that could also serve as a reminder that they *maybe* need a shower.
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A wine corki because the romance should flow all night but the wine, at some point, should probably stop.
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And a chocolate fountain that you probably saw pictured when you looked up the definition of love.
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