I Bet You're Dying To Know Which Character From "New Girl" Would Be Your Valentine, So Plan The Perfect Date To Reveal Yours
"I fell in love with Jess the minute she walked through the door." — Nick Miller
Some of these movies are a little sad, but who doesn't love a good cry?
"I couldn’t ask for a better partner in life."
Good for you, good for two.
Thank goodness yesterday's over.
No Instagram posts of bouquets!!!
♫ They're just ordinary people ♫
Watching your fave rom-com is sometimes much more comforting than having a boo.
Meat or man meat?
Maybe it'll go platinum.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss me.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
"So I can kiss you anytime I want." —Sweet Home Alabama
♫ You got me in chains for your love♫
It's a love story baby, just say yes.
Are you a beaver?...cuz DAM
Life is like a box of chocolates.
You've got many, but which one stands out the most?
Basically just background noise but still important.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Someone get me a glass of water!
Red velvet lovers rejoice!
Lights, camera, action!
"Quiet and demure, graceful, polite, delicate, refined, poised - punctual!"
~Dough~ not doubt us.
It's all about the boom boom room.
It's science probably.
Happy Valentine's Day, no one!
An excerpt from The Art of the Affair, an illustrated guide to the romantic and personal entanglements of our most beloved writers, musicians, and artists.
They won't even know you forgot!
Do they think you are more Ursula or Ariel?
The thirst is real!
Who knew the Sorting Hat could help you find a date?
Were you ever on a break?
Do you have a lot of Starbucks lovers?
Anything but coconut.
Design the house for you!
Who gets a pizza your heart?
Get the tissues ready!
This is gonna be quick.
Happy WooHoo — I mean Valentine's — Day!
So. Much. Candy.
Which hottie will it be?
Bring those frosted tips over here, please.
It could go either way tbh.
One of them is definitely your type.
Boo-time will never be the same.
For the fanciest person you fancy. The products in this post were updated in January 2018.
Perfect for the sweetie in your life!
From dildos to prostate massagers, who even needs a Valentine?
We've got all the feels this Valentine's Day
Love is all you need? False. You need water and rations.
♫I NEED A HEROOO♫
Is your love a "Tale as Old as Time" or "A Whole New World"?
Candy hearts and loud farts
The amount of cheese in these cards will give you some serious indigestion.
"It doesn’t matter if you have a valentine or not – just love yourself and be your own." - Kim K.
"I Love You, But My Bank Account Doesn't: A True Story."
"I'd like to get strange with your thing."
All the love you need is right here.
Dump your heart chains and rose rings for these beauties.
Follow your <3.
Beautiful pieces to give to your love (or yourself).
Love is in the air!
I guess you're ok or whatever.
Love is a full stomach.
Alternative V-Day gifts perfect for your platonic bae.
True love is encouraging their drunken antics.
Whether you're ordering early or at the last minute, these flower shops will send off the freshest arrangements on time.
Spread the love with cookies!
Sings: I don't wanna grow up, there's a million plush toys that I wanna play with!
Buy one for yourself or send to someone who should get one for you!
(Or, you know, just to get for yourself.)
Slobber now, slobber later.
These are sure to make you second guess everything this year.
No matter which neighborhood she's from.
Do I like you? You can ~bet on it~.
For decades, Delilah has brought her mix of power ballads and no-bullshit personal advice to national airwaves. How did a four-time-married, self-proclaimed Queen of Sappy Love Songs conquer radio and become America’s go-to heartbreak guru?
A vocation-specific poem just for you.
A heart-shaped box of chocolates is a gamble. Can you avoid the Coconut Cream and take home the Caramel Praline?
Love is just a socially acceptable form of insanity.
It's really not the same without those pink wrappers.
Don't worry, we're here to help.
It's all about you (tube).
You can have my heart or we could share it like the last slice.
The relationship goals to end all relationship goals.
If you're alone this Valentine's Day, just be grateful it's not 1850 and someone sent you a card to comment on your "most hideous teeth".
This is proof hopeless romantics do it better.