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Valentine's Day

Valentine #goals!

Thank goodness yesterday's over.

No Instagram posts of bouquets!!!

♫ They're just ordinary people ♫

Watching your fave rom-com is sometimes much more comforting than having a boo.

Meat or man meat?

*whip crack*

Maybe it'll go platinum.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss me.

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

"So I can kiss you anytime I want." —Sweet Home Alabama

♫ You got me in chains for your love♫

It's a love story baby, just say yes.

Yes, we know!

Are you a beaver?...cuz DAM

Life is like a box of chocolates.


Giggity giggity.

You've got many, but which one stands out the most?

Basically just background noise but still important.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

Someone get me a glass of water!

Red velvet lovers rejoice!

Lights, camera, action!

*awkward silence*

"Quiet and demure, graceful, polite, delicate, refined, poised - punctual!"

~Dough~ not doubt us.

You're the macaroni to my cheese.

It's all about the boom boom room.

It's science probably.

Happy Valentine's Day, no one!

An excerpt from The Art of the Affair, an illustrated guide to the romantic and personal entanglements of our most beloved writers, musicians, and artists.

They won't even know you forgot!

I'm LOVIN' it!

Do they think you are more Ursula or Ariel?

The thirst is real!

Who knew the Sorting Hat could help you find a date?

Were you ever on a break?

Do you have a lot of Starbucks lovers?

Anything but coconut.

Design the house for you!

Who gets a pizza your heart?


This is gonna be quick.

Happy WooHoo — I mean Valentine's — Day!

You win!

So. Much. Candy.

Which hottie will it be?

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