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Updated on Dec 21, 2018. Posted on Jan 29, 2017

35 Adorable Stuffed Toys Even Adults Will Want

Sings: I don't wanna grow up, there's a million plush toys that I wanna play with!

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1. This armadillo that's as soft as a pillow / Don't drop him cause is name is Mike.

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Get it on Amazon for $13.

2. This sloth that just wants to help you take it slow.

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Get it on Amazon for $15.

3. This uterus that sure AF doesn't need you all up in her business.

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Get it on Amazon for $22 or at Uncommon Goods for $18.

The rectum version on Amazon for $22 also doesn't need your shit!

4. This fox that's all ears and wants to hear everything about your day.

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Get it on Amazon for $12.

5. The hedgehog that can't wait to go on vacay with you.

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Get it on Amazon for $12.

6. This corgi that definitely isn't as much work as a real one.

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Get it on Amazon for $25.

7. This eyeball that will always look out for you.

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Get it on Amazon for $22.

8. These tea bags that'll soak up all your cuddles.

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Get one from Plusheez on Etsy for $46.

9. This fortune cookie that'll provide you with the wisdom of a thousand nights' sleep.

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Get it from Plusheez on Etsy for $29.

10. This llama that'll never run away from you.

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Get it on Amazon for $11.

11. This hamster that could probably survive a dryer cycle.

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Get it on Amazon for $10.

12. This pizza that you can tell all about how you were going to work out.

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Get it on Amazon for $36.

13. This meerkat that you can pose with the rest of your sorority sisters.

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Get it on Amazon for $12.

14. These sausages that you'll actually want in your bed.

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Get it on Amazon for $38.

15. This pigeon that isn't just a street rat with wings.

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Get it on Amazon for $20.

16. This river otter that is obviously judging you.

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Get it on Amazon for $15.

17. This cinnamon roll that is probably as fluffy as a real one.

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Get this one Amazon for $20. There's also a pumpkin pie version for $36 and a cheesecake version for $36.

18. This rooster because [insert cock joke here].

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Get it on Amazon for $20.

19. This little guy that doesn't give a fox.

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Get it on Amazon for $9.

20. This heart of gold because yours is black.

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Get it on Amazon for $28.

21. This bison that's just visiting from San Francisco.

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Get it on Amazon for $13.

22. This drumstick that'll make the perfect gift your vegan friend.

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Get it from Typo by Cotton:On for $20.

23. This donut that you do not want to live without.

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Get it from Typo by Cotton:On for $20.

24. This Pusheen that comes with a variety of snack options.

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Get it on Amazon starting at $18.

Available holding a cookie, ice cream cone, donut, or cupcake.

25. This Sriracha that'll get your bed all hot and spicy.

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Get it from Uncommon Goods for $80.

26. This hot dog that's frankly too cute to handle.

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Get it on Amazon for $16.

27. This bouquet because you love her, and she knows.

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Get it at Think Geek for $60.

28. This toast so you can wake up with breakfast in bed every day.

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Get it on Amazon for $36.

29. This goldfish that you'll never have to flush down the toilet.

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Get it on Amazon for $20.

30. This macaroni and cheese that might actually make a pretty good neck pillow.

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Get it from Plusheez on Etsy for $26.

31. This feminine hygiene set that you'll want to cuddle every month.

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Choose one from Plusheez on Etsy for $20.

32. This bottle of champagne for when you wanna pop bottles but don't want to leave your bed.

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Get it from Uncommon Goods for $80.

33. These boobies because #freethenipple, people!

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Get it from Plusheez on Etsy for $30.

You can also get a mammary plush toy on Amazon for $18.

34. This toaster and bagel set that you'll just want to schmear with your cuddles.

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Get it on Amazon for $40 or Kid Robot for $40.

35. And this Hugsy doll that you'll never have to share with anyone.

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Get it on Amazon for $47.

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