Cuidado si tienes pareja: este test podría revelarte una verdad incómoda.
Porque las flores están bien, pero un revolcón está mucho mejor.
Love yourself like Kanye loves Kanye.
You can't go wrong either way!
We've got you covered!
Florals for Valentine's Day? Groundbreaking.
Make Valentine's Day more romantic with one of these ~lovely~ books.
El amor está sobrevalorado.
Want to check out my restricted section?
Yep, you just got impregnated by chocolate.
"Stop liking people that aren't ME."
Books > flowers.
¿Que le diga algo? Ay, no sé, es mucho más sencillo morir solo.
I <3 chocolate.
¿Por qué el amor les da tantísima risa?
This Valentine's Day, I'm "never gonna give you up." ;)
Chocolate, sprinkles, truffles, oh my!
There is no "us" in pizza. But there is an "I."
Show someone you love them more than you love free sauce for your pie.
Tell us about your biggest fail.
Chocolate + Booze = Best Valentine
Strawberries are a natural aphrodisiac.
Step one: Wine.
For when flowers and candy aren't enough.
Don't you forget about these hotties
Get ready for dead rats.
Teddy bears aren't as exciting as cuddly organs.
Only one will make your heart go boom boom.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Tequila is cheaper than dinner for two.
For the one you love...sometimes, at least.
Nothing says "I love you" like chocolate organs.
For anyone who knows what Valentine's Day is REALLY about.
Curious at all?
Put your dirty mouth on mine.
Porque como dijo RuPaul, si no te quieres tú, cómo demonios vas a querer a los demás. Can I get an "amen" up in here?
These treats are guaranteed to inspire a little Valentine's Day lovin'.
How do you show your love for the book lover in your life?
V-Day, so f*cking hot right now.
¡Y tiene un dibujo de un tren!
If only "all of them" were an option.
I'll show you a whole new world.
*gives friends expired chocolate from under the bed*
♫ We be all night, loooooove ♫
♬ Whatcha Gon Do With That Dessert? ♬
Some people say Valentine's Day is all about romance and cheesy greeting cards. I say it should be all about dessert.
They may drive you crazy, but you couldn't imagine your life without them.
Book lovers come in all tastes, genres, and dreams.
So Many Justins, so little time...
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are these treats!
Just because we ~LOVE~ guessing.
And they're a whole lot sweeter, too.
Hot like afternoon tea.
"I long for your bottom."
We're just looking out for you.
Love is in the air!
"Love me like you do, lah lah love me like you doooooo."
You win no matter what!
It's never too early to know.
You should be her hero.
Love is in the air...
If your heart hurts, it's probably because it just grew a few sizes.
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day!
What ELSE would you want this Valentines-President Day weekend??
I like you... as a friend.
Want to show that special someone you care? Send them an Allentine!
Not your momma's ballads.
Who needs a valentine when you have Vin Diesel?
Love is in the air in Tinseltown.
Only one way to find out!
"It used to be cutesy, then it got to be a pain with all that pressure..."
"It's a made up holiday!"
Don't lie to yourself, and pretend as if you like people.
Should you watch The Notebook for the 200th time?
Because you deserve it hot and steamy.
Netflix, pizza, and wine are at the top of the list, because of course.
"Happy Valentine's Day!" - a Valentine's Day spider
Bikini Bottom is spreading the love.
Love is in the air!
Who needs true love when you can have Sex AND the City?
Why not enjoy the cheesy holiday with some cute animals?
It's the true Rainbow Connection.
Viewers are requested to have a box of tissues nearby.
Friends on Netflix is my lobster this year.
Who needs people when there are cats instead?
Chocolate and beer: A match made in heaven.
Even Mortdecai didn't get around to seeing Mortdecai.
Have an OK Valentine's Day.
What if your favorite rom-com took a turn for the worst?
Can you make the bad guys good for a weekend?
Mom will love you when no one else will.
Let's skip the flowers and go right to the Netflix.
It involves a helicopter ride, a luxury apartment, and, yes, a playroom. :0
We're not the only romantic species. Warning: This post contains bad puns.
Valentines based on your favorite High School Musical characters.
Spoiler Alert: Yes you are.
Whether you're spending this Saturday cuddled up with your sweetie, or with yourself and lots of wine, this Valentine's Day is the perfect excuse to indulge in some super sexy desserts.