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23 Valentine's Day Gifts For Unromantic People

I guess you're ok or whatever.

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14. A "Tainted Love" gift box stuffed with disease microbes that depict romance gone wrong.

It comes with five mini microbes: Herpes, Chlamydia, The Clap, HPV, and Syphilis! Delightful!

Get it from Amazon for $19.95.

You can also get a heart-shaped box version from Amazon or bouquet version from ThinkGeek.

16. An Echo Dot that can play music, dim lights, and order toilet paper with your voice's command.

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Because remembering to buy toilet paper is the most romantic gesture of all.

Get it from Amazon for $49.99.

18. An assortment of scrumptious, organic snacks, because a healthy heart > chocolate hearts, amirite.

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A portion of each purchase also goes towards organizations that fight childhood hunger, like Feeding America and The Global Food Banking Network.

Get a monthly subscription from Love With Food for $7.99+.

22. A miniature boyfriend or girlfriend doll, so they can take you wherever they go.

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You say creepy, I say can't-live-without-you.

Get them from Moon Coo Coo on Etsy for $30 each — pocket girlfriend here and pocket boyfriend here.

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