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23 Valentine's Day Gifts For Unromantic People

I guess you're ok or whatever.

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14. A "Tainted Love" gift box stuffed with disease microbes that depict romance gone wrong.

It comes with five mini microbes: Herpes, Chlamydia, The Clap, HPV, and Syphilis! Delightful!

Get it from Amazon for $19.95.

You can also get a heart-shaped box version from Amazon or bouquet version from ThinkGeek.

16. An Echo Dot that can play music, dim lights, and order toilet paper with your voice's command.

Because remembering to buy toilet paper is the most romantic gesture of all.

Get it from Amazon for $49.99.

18. An assortment of scrumptious, organic snacks, because a healthy heart > chocolate hearts, amirite.

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A portion of each purchase also goes towards organizations that fight childhood hunger, like Feeding America and The Global Food Banking Network.

Get a monthly subscription from Love With Food for $7.99+.

22. A miniature boyfriend or girlfriend doll, so they can take you wherever they go.

You say creepy, I say can't-live-without-you.

Get them from Moon Coo Coo on Etsy for $30 each — pocket girlfriend here and pocket boyfriend here.

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