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24 Valentine's Day Gifts For When You're Totally In Love, But Broke

"I Love You, But My Bank Account Doesn't: A True Story."

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1. A fill-in book called "What I Love About You," not to be confused with "What I Like About You."


Get it from Amazon for $6.93.

2. A Kindle case that holds the magic of books within.

"Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it."

Get it on Amazon for $24.95.

3. Art-inspired bandages you should be wary of purchasing. Why? They're known to "Scream" quite a bit.

Get a pack of 15 from Amazon for $7.85.

4. A unicorn power bank perfect for the S/O who's phone is consistently on 3%. GET IT TOGETHER, OKAY?

Get it from Asos for $24.

5. A Cadbury box filled with ten chocolate bars. READ: Much better than heart-shaped boxes in which flavors are not clear.

*takes a hesitant bite not knowing if it will be caramel, strawberry, or earwax*

Get it from Amazon for $12.95.

6. A heart mug for the person who is in a monogamous relationship with coffee, the hottest kind of lover.,

Coffee: The winner of People's Most Beautiful Award since the beginning of time.

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $12.

7. An adjustable ring that lets you carry your heart on your finger, because sleeves are so overrated.

Or you could be mushy and say, "Are you ready to take on the responsibility of holding my heart in your hands?" That would be cute, too.

Get it from Bex Bea on Etsy for $10.11.

8. A coloring book filled with farting animals, because what better way to spend your Saturday night?

Get it from Amazon for $5.99.

9. A Corgi succulent pot for when your significant other should be treated like the Queen of England...

...but sadly, living in Buckingham Palace with multiple Corgi's does not seem to be in the budget.

Get a set of two from Amazon for $11.99.

10. A sweet book that expresses how you feel about your soulmate.

A best friend, a travel buddy, a significant other — whoever makes your heart happy.

Get it from Amazon for $9.71.

11. A punny card for the S/O that wanted a real live hedgehog this Valentine's Day. Next year, my love.

Get it from Asos for $5.

12. A ceramic mug that is the perfect way to tell a Beatles fan, "Hi. I wanna hold your hand."

How could I dance with another, when I saw this Valentine's gift? Let's move into a Yellow Submarine together.

Psst, this is dishwasher- and microwave-safe!

Get it from Amazon for $11.28.

13. A voucher book that lets you give the gift of massages, breakfast in bed, and alone time.

Alone time, arguably the most valuable gift of all.

Get it from Amazon for $9.25.

14. A tea infuser for the person who is desperately trying to plan a Costa Rican vacation.

Costa Rica: home of the sloth sanctuary I see all over Instagram and Facebook.

Get it from Amazon for $9.42.

15. Ice cream-flavored Chupa Chups lollipops that will transport you back to childhood.

Chupa Chups — better than a box of chocolates?

Get it from Amazon for $8.32.

16. A glitter-filled black bath bomb that anyone with a black soul will appreciate.

For anyone who thinks that Valentine's Day is BS.

Get it from Amazon for $10.51.

17. A scratch-off map for the person who suffers from a serious, incurable disease called wanderlust.

Scratch off the gold foil whenever you travel to a new place!

Get it from Amazon for $28.99.

18. Before-you-go spray that lets you share all of the love, but none of the stink.

Where is the love, you ask? Not in this toilet, that's for sure.

Get a set of two from Amazon for $17.95.

19. Dainty earrings that I dare you not to buy for yourself. Double dog.

Get it from Lotus and Bliss on Etsy for $6.

20. A sappy keychain that will motivate your significant other to not lose their keys.

Forget about cars and homes, how will they unlock your heart if they lose this?

Get it from Amazon for $8.99.

21. Freudian SLIPpers that are perfect for the intellectual psychology major in your life.

Or anyone who just appreciates a good pun. *raises hand*

Get them from Amazon for $24.95 (available in sizes S-L).

22. A dainty necklace that doesn't cost a million bucks.

Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

23. A happiness journal filled with 52 prompts, all of which will inspire you to reflect on all the wonderful, positive things that life has to offer.

Get it from Amazon for $11.52.

24. Assorted lip balms that any forgetful person with chapped lips will seriously appreciate.

*leaves one in jacket pocket, at the office, in wallets, etc.*

Get a pack of four from Amazon for $12.95.

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