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26 Valentine's Day Gifts For When You're Totally In Love, But Broke

"I Love You, But My Bank Account Doesn't: A True Story."

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5. Shakespearean insult bandages that you should giveth to the person you fell for. Heh.

6. A Cadbury box filled with ten chocolate bars. READ: Much better than heart-shaped boxes in which flavors are not clear.

*takes a hesitant bite not knowing if it will be caramel, strawberry, or earwax*

Get it from Amazon for $17.99.


8. A coloring book filled with farting animals, because what better way to spend your Saturday night?

9. A Corgi succulent pot for when your significant other should be treated like the Queen of England...

...but sadly, living in Buckingham Palace with multiple Corgi's does not seem to be in the budget.

Get a set of two from Amazon for $15.58.

10. An adjustable ring that lets you carry your heart on your finger, because sleeves are so overrated.

Or you could be mushy and say, "Are you ready to take on the responsibility of holding my heart in your hands?" That would be cute, too.

Get it from Bex Bea on Etsy for $9.03.


20. Before-you-go spray that lets you share all of the love, but none of the stink.

Where is the love, you ask? Not in this toilet, that's for sure.

Get a set of two from Amazon for $19.


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