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Would You Rather: Celeb Bulges Vs. Food

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    Find out what Jamie Dornan is packing in his Calvins?
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    Find out what Jamie Dornan is packing in his Calvins?
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    Or find out how good this chocolate peanut butter cheesecake tastes?
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    Or find out how good this chocolate peanut butter cheesecake tastes?
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Would You Rather: Celeb Bulges Vs. Food

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  1. Find out what Jamie Dornan is packing in his Calvins?
     
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    Find out what Jamie Dornan is packing in his Calvins?
  2. Or find out how good this chocolate peanut butter cheesecake tastes?
     
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    Or find out how good this chocolate peanut butter cheesecake tastes?
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    Get down and dirty with the junk in Calvin Harris' blue speedo?
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    Get down and dirty with the junk in Calvin Harris' blue speedo?
    Or get down and dirrrttty with these blueberry pancakes?
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    Or get down and dirrrttty with these blueberry pancakes?
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Would You Rather: Celeb Bulges Vs. Food

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  1. Get down and dirty with the junk in Calvin Harris' blue speedo?
     
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    Get down and dirty with the junk in Calvin Harris' blue speedo?
  2. Or get down and dirrrttty with these blueberry pancakes?
     
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    Or get down and dirrrttty with these blueberry pancakes?
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    Call Drake on his cell phone late night when you need his bulge?
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    Call Drake on his cell phone late night when you need his bulge?
    Or make a late night call for this pizza delivery instead?
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    Or make a late night call for this pizza delivery instead?
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Would You Rather: Celeb Bulges Vs. Food

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  1. Call Drake on his cell phone late night when you need his bulge?
     
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    Call Drake on his cell phone late night when you need his bulge?
  2. Or make a late night call for this pizza delivery instead?
     
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    Or make a late night call for this pizza delivery instead?
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    Cop a feel of Chris Pratt without any guardians around?
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    Cop a feel of Chris Pratt without any guardians around?
    Via TBS
    Or enjoy a moment alone with this orgasmic grilled cheese?
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    Or enjoy a moment alone with this orgasmic grilled cheese?
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Would You Rather: Celeb Bulges Vs. Food

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  1. Cop a feel of Chris Pratt without any guardians around?
     
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    Cop a feel of Chris Pratt without any guardians around?
  2. Or enjoy a moment alone with this orgasmic grilled cheese?
     
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    Or enjoy a moment alone with this orgasmic grilled cheese?
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    Hold on to the bulgiest, oiliest JoBro and let him impregnate you?
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    Hold on to the bulgiest, oiliest JoBro and let him impregnate you?
    Or hold onto this blue cheese burger that will impregnate you with an actual food baby?
    Via Getty Images / rez-art
    Or hold onto this blue cheese burger that will impregnate you with an actual food baby?
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Would You Rather: Celeb Bulges Vs. Food

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  1. Hold on to the bulgiest, oiliest JoBro and let him impregnate you?
     
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    Hold on to the bulgiest, oiliest JoBro and let him impregnate you?
  2. Or hold onto this blue cheese burger that will impregnate you with an actual food baby?
     
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    Or hold onto this blue cheese burger that will impregnate you with an actual food baby?
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    Glide a hand over Adam Devine's disco stick?
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    Glide a hand over Adam Devine's disco stick?
    Or glide a fork through this ooey gooey chocolate cake?
    Via Getty Images / cobraphoto
    Or glide a fork through this ooey gooey chocolate cake?
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Would You Rather: Celeb Bulges Vs. Food

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  1. Glide a hand over Adam Devine's disco stick?
     
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    Glide a hand over Adam Devine's disco stick?
  2. Or glide a fork through this ooey gooey chocolate cake?
     
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    Or glide a fork through this ooey gooey chocolate cake?
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    Do things to Usher's willy that make him say
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    Do things to Usher's willy that make him say "OMG"?
    Via Getty Images / Jason Merritt
    Or dig into this mac and cheese that will definitely make you say
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    Or dig into this mac and cheese that will definitely make you say "oh my god?"
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Would You Rather: Celeb Bulges Vs. Food

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  1. Do things to Usher's willy that make him say
     
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    Do things to Usher's willy that make him say "OMG"?
  2. Or dig into this mac and cheese that will definitely make you say
     
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    Or dig into this mac and cheese that will definitely make you say "oh my god?"
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    Dive into Michael Phelps speedo?
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    Dive into Michael Phelps speedo?
    Or dive into one of these milkshakes?
    Via Getty Images / Yingko
    Or dive into one of these milkshakes?
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  1. Dive into Michael Phelps speedo?
     
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    Dive into Michael Phelps speedo?
  2. Or dive into one of these milkshakes?
     
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    Or dive into one of these milkshakes?
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    Say ~sorry~ for all the bad things you're about to do with Justin Bieber's man meat?
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    Say ~sorry~ for all the bad things you're about to do with Justin Bieber's man meat?
    Or ~love yourself~ after eating these tacos?
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    Or ~love yourself~ after eating these tacos?
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Would You Rather: Celeb Bulges Vs. Food

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  1. Say ~sorry~ for all the bad things you're about to do with Justin Bieber's man meat?
     
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    Say ~sorry~ for all the bad things you're about to do with Justin Bieber's man meat?
  2. Or ~love yourself~ after eating these tacos?
     
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    Or ~love yourself~ after eating these tacos?
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    Discover the super power that is John Krasinski's bulge?
    Via ABC
    Discover the super power that is John Krasinski's bulge?
    Via ABC
    Or the super powers of these bacon cheese fries?
    Via Getty Images / bhofack2
    Or the super powers of these bacon cheese fries?
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Would You Rather: Celeb Bulges Vs. Food

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  1. Discover the super power that is John Krasinski's bulge?
     
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    Discover the super power that is John Krasinski's bulge?
  2. Or the super powers of these bacon cheese fries?
     
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    Or the super powers of these bacon cheese fries?
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    Go to fucking town on the king of the bulge — Jon Hamm?
    Via Lawrence Schwartzwald/ Splash News
    Go to fucking town on the king of the bulge — Jon Hamm?
    Via Lawrence Schwartzwald/ Splash News
    Or go absolutely HAM on these nachos?
    Via Getty Images / 3dan3
    Or go absolutely HAM on these nachos?
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Would You Rather: Celeb Bulges Vs. Food

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    Go to fucking town on the king of the bulge — Jon Hamm?
  2. Or go absolutely HAM on these nachos?
     
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    Or go absolutely HAM on these nachos?

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