Pack up your Goop vibrator for this postpandemic voyage!
"Happy birthday you little shredder."
"She gets to work making some more vagina eggs."
Gwyneth Paltrow called her fat suit role a "disaster."
"Where do I step in? Where do I not? How do I do this?"
Gwyneth Paltrow Opened Up To Kelly Clarkson About Learning To Co-Parent After Her Divorce From Chris Martin
"We made a commitment early on to be a family, even though we weren't a couple."
Maybe the conscious uncoupling wasn't so conscious after all.
Anna Faris Spoke Candidly About Her Divorce From Chris Pratt, Saying "Competitiveness" Was A Problem
"I didn't handle that very well, I don't think. And I hope I've grown from that."
"It was so intense."
Love is in the ~air~.
Gwyneth Paltrow Really, Really Wants You To Know She Was "One Of The First People" To Have COVID-19 And One Of The First To Wear A Face Mask
"This is a familiar pattern in my life."
Sterling K. Brown's appearance on Brooklyn Nine-Nine was awardworthy.
Sounds like she's doing better now.
"Had to pass the time, you know?"
2 Fast 2 Furious is a work of art.
This poll is quite ~bangin'~, if I do say so.
"It's just not who I am."
Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger were so stinkin' cute!
Gwyneth Paltrow And Kate Hudson Spoke About Kissing Guys Like Matthew McConaughey In Movies And It Got Gross Real Quick
On-screen kisses sound kinda gross actually...
Gwyneth Paltrow Explained Why Co-Parenting Sometimes Isn't "As Good As It Looks" In A Candid Interview With Drew Barrymore
"I really wanted my kids to not be traumatised."
Who sang "Wrecking Ball" again?
What is the big deal re "throuples"?
"I know a lot of people won't understand it."
Happy Birthday is about Martin Luther King Jr?
The actor turned health and wellness guru shared what she's been up to at home.
At least I'm not the only one…
Gwyneth Paltrow's Daughter Wrote A Version Of Her Mom's To-Do List And The Subtle Shade Is Making Me Chuckle
"Apple's interpretation of my to-do list #quaranteen."
Reboot drama, horror films, viral sensations, and more.
FWIW, her favorite performance was dancing on a piano at the Grammys with CeeLo Green.
Candles! Vaginas! And testicles! Oh my!
The store employees didn't notice until after the suspect was gone that a pricey handbag was missing.
The One Where Gwyneth Paltrow Sends Her Staffers to Jamaica to Do Shrooms
From vampire facials to taking mushrooms, how many goop-y things have you done?
The mostly harmless new Netflix series The Goop Lab makes it easy to forget the damage Gwyneth Paltrow’s pseudoscience-y brand of "wellness" can do.
If you know, you know.
I'm Cackling At Gwyneth Saying The Only Thing She Has In Common With Zendaya Is Their Choice In Tops
Things Gwyneth and Zendaya have in common: shirts AND THE MCU!
Royals, Bey and Jay, and more!
The Rock Joked About Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina-Scented Candles And Said He Tried To Make A Candle Scent Of His Balls
"Brother I tried to make those candles but I kept burning my balls."
In 2010, celebrities were beholden to swarms of paparazzi and the ever-present threat of TMZ. A decade later, they’re back in control.
Ach. Guck mal einer an.
31 Celebrities Who Posted Verrrrrrrry Differently On Instagram At The Beginning Of The Decade Than They Do Now
I mean, I'd still follow them.
Goop's Christmas Ad Is A Guide To Getting Ready That Includes A Vibrator, Staring Into The Abyss, And "Double-Fisting"
I, too, shall be staring in the void of misery this Christmas. Happy holidays!
Ever wanted a $25k musical plant installation? Of course you have!
"I miss anything cool?" "You're back, that's the cool part."
"Bitch, please. You've been to space" was improvised by Samuel L. Jackson in the new Spider-Man movie.
Gwyneth Paltrow Was Shown A Bunch Of Her Own Goop Products And I'm, Like, 90% Sure She's Never Seen Them In Her Life
The Goop queen seemed a little bamboozled by some of the products, which is an extremely big mood.
Tom Holland Just Dragged Gwyneth Paltrow For Forgetting She Was In "Spider-Man" And It Was Too Funny
"Still to this day, breaks my heart."
This Clip Of A Confused Gwyneth Paltrow Learning She Was In "Spider-Man: Homecoming" Is My New Favorite Thing
"We weren't in Spider-Man together..."
Gwyneth Paltrow Shared Screenshots Of Her Text Exchange With Apple In Response To ~That~ Debate About Online Privacy
"Don't need to break the old internet again now, do we?"
"You may not post anything without my consent."
Presidential campaigns can poll at zero and still have something interesting to say about America. In Iowa on the trail with Marianne Williamson, who helped shape today's conversation about spirituality.
Gwyneth Paltrow Explained Why She Used "Conscious Uncoupling" In Her Divorce Statement And Opened Up About The Backlash
"It felt like a layer of the world turning on us about saying, essentially, 'We just want to be nice to each other and stay a family.' It was brutal."
A Hilary Duff baby photo kicks off this week's #ThrowbackThursday!
*In Glee narrator voice* "And that's what you missed on Instagram."
Gwyneth Paltrow Won't Be In Any More MCU Movies And Fans Are Like, "What Does That Mean For Tony???"
"If you touch even one follicle on Pepper Potts' head, Marvel, I swear..."
Here's to all the couples that consciously uncoupled.
All true power couples look alike.
This represents another blow to Goop's most controversial product.
Channel your inner Gwyneth Paltrow.
Por fin un lugar donde puedes comprar aceite para el vello púbico.
Damn that cauliflower rice.
News podcast about the self-care thread accounts on Instagram and this week's news headlines.
"Ain't that the damn truth."
Cela nous a échappé pendant des ANNÉES.
Two years later and we're still tryna figure it out.
Keep this handy for all future MCU marathons.
"Thor is the friendly jock middle kid in a family of bitchy drama club goths."
Here's what it's really like inside Gwyneth Paltrow's day of wellness.
"I’m not sure exactly what I was trying to heal in that instance."
I know all kids look like their parents, blah blah snore, but just LOOK.
"Happy birthday my brother."
More like "I goop" amirite?
Hollywood reminded the country that black actors are still black people — and they don't make for good victims.
If you haven't seen Se7en, then turn back now.
Ronan Farrow's investigation includes a number of new allegations against the once powerful studio executive.
"I was expected to keep the secret," Gwyneth Paltrow told the New York Times.
The group Truth in Advertising is asking California regulators to investigate Gwyneth Paltrow’s wellness empire for allegedly making health claims without sufficient evidence.
Celebs are just like us — well, at least when it comes to once in a lifetime events.
Goop, Paltrow’s wellness empire, has fired back against one of its loudest critics and defended its vaginal jade eggs. “I’m absolutely flabbergasted that they chose me as the center of their ire,” Jen Gunter told BuzzFeed News.
"I would’ve loved to have the opportunity to kind of start my self-exploration earlier in my twenties. I feel like I really had my head up my ass until I was about 38."
Being Gwyneth Paltrow ain't cheap.
Submit your questions here!
Si vous faites des douches vaginales ou des bains de vapeur, arrêtez tout de suite.
Spoiler alert: Celebs haven't aged since 2007!
Herbs, kombucha, and sex dusts — oh my!
Do your loved ones know what to do with a drinking glass this season? Don't worry, Gwyneth Paltrow is here to help.
Because EVERYBODY loves a good sticker!!!
"Air Canada introduces landing fee to all customers currently in flight."
LIKE FATHER, LIKE CHILD.
We do not condone any of this behavior.
Did my invitation get lost in the mail, Gwyneth?
Hello from the other side.