ONLY take this if you think you might be Chrissy Teigen.
She revealed that post-partum life is a lot easier second time around thanks to one small, graphic detail.
We're used to her roasting the hell out of him so this is... different.
Her knowledge about his career hasn't really improved.
"kanyeeeeeeeeeeeeee iljeflaejsf'pifgaiw'rgjwregfreogjwrpogjjr" — Chrissy Teigen
Meanwhile, Chrissy Teigen wanted to confirm her dinner plans with Kim Kardashian West were still on.
Over to you, Chrissy.
"I have a feeling whoever has the deepest V will be crucified..."
"The problem is, I love everybody involved..."
"I already have a last name."
"She can say some hurtful things in the bathtub sometimes."
There's no Chrissy Legend here.
What did we do to deserve her?
How To Get Away With Trolling, episode 494.
"Not many people know this but Puddy is survived by his wife, Pippa. Yes, they were married."
Take that, haters.
"That lasagna looks crisp."
What do you expect??
True love does exist, guys.
Seriously, this is spectacular.
This family just gets cuter.
Chrissy and John, I just want you to know that whoever's name came up first in the headline was chosen by an algorithm so you should totally roast each other over it.
Yes, the most exciting show on Broadway right now is based on a Nickelodeon cartoon.
"Take this one you thief."
People expect a reaction from her so much, she sometimes has to pretend to be moved.
Apparently Beyoncé can fluster even the coolest celebs.
So ends the long 2017.
It turns out 2017 wasn't all bad after all.
Is there an Ary present? A Legend, Ary?
Truly Twitter's G.O.A.T.
"John's vocal warmups make me want to stab my brain..."
Teigen and her husband, John Legend, were among the passengers who spent eight hours on an All Nippon Airways flight that left Los Angeles for Tokyo only to return to LAX.
She's a legend, indeed.
Someone give these guys a medal for their captions.
Better luck next year, John.
"Can I send you a picture of my butt cheeks?"
All of me loves all of them.
The new baby is lucky to have her.
"I guess 2017 isn't a total wash..."
Because savage is Chrissy's middle name!
Her Twitter burns just get better and better.
She's already a pro.
Luna...is that you?
Welcome to the fam, Pepper!
Why are these two so perfect?