These gifts are ALL practically petty.
I mean, there was a lot going on, so that's totally fair.
Who can take a sunrise...and hit you in the face?
The candy man can 'cause he mixes it with death and makes the world taste bad.
Seriously, if you're a Potterhead you need to read these.
Your childhood dreams just came true.
"Somewhere inside all of us is the power to change the world.”
“Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.”
They honestly look too good to eat.
From pure imagination to exhilarating eccentricity, here are the scenes that made us fall in love with Gene Wilder, who died Monday at 83.
The actor gave unforgettable performances that showcased his comedic chops and unexpected vulnerability.
Wilder is perhaps best known for his portrayal of Willy Wonka in the 1971 film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.
"I'm not a big fan of spending all of my time sitting in the fear of it all."
Hear me out!
Spike Lee and the chocolate factory.
♫ Oompa-Loompa-Doom-Pa-Dee-Doo ♫
We can't all be Cry-Baby Walker.
Spoiler: The wallpaper tasted like wallpaper.
JE VEUX Y ALLER TOUT DE SUITE.
There is no life I know...
After all these decades, the cast still feels like they won the Golden Ticket.
It just tastes of... despair
You asked for it, Grandpa Joe.
"I've got a golden ticket!"
“You crazy for this one. It’s your Uber!”
This time... it's poster art. Via iam8bit.
Fifty years after publishers called it "too wild", Roald Dahl's missing fifth chapter appears in The Guardian.
If you want to view paradise, simply watch Gene Wilder play Willy.
What will your fate be?
Roald Dahl said that "the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places." Perhaps some are hidden in this quiz.
Change the way you watch Breaking Bad, Pixar movies, King of the Hill, Grease, and more.
Sweet sweet chocolate.
This Willy Wonka character isn't a brat ... she's just a woman who knows what she wants.
And it is so, so, so beautiful.
Sharknado received a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes, so, um, yeah...
This movie is insane. And who taught the Oompa Loompas how to dance like that?!
The Sebert siblings showed up to the Nickelodon Kids Choice Awards looking like Wonka-inspired cartoon billionaires. It kind of worked?
"Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination." Mel Stuart, director of the classic movie, died today at age 83.
Oh, ok. Now it makes sense. (via fuckyeahdementia.com).
These screen caps from The Making of Willy Wonka show all the actors grown up and what they are doing today.
Lots of accountants in the Willy Wonka crew.
Ever wondered what 'Willy Wonka' would be like if it starred Jack Nicholson and Christopher Walken? Brandon Hardesty did, and it's awesome. All together now... "CHACKLATT". [via]
No, Veruca Salt didn't end up as a blueberry in real life :(
This is Libyan National Security Adviser Mutussaim Qadhafi, wearing possibly the only pantsuit on Earth that could one-up Hillary.
Meet Rusco, the dog who plays Papi in the upcoming Disney smash-your-face hit Beverly Hills Chihuahua. He was rescued from an animal shelter just days before he was to be, er, let go.