Books·Posted on 14 Jan 202016 Tweets About Books That Made Me Laugh Out Loud"(english major moving apartments) there’s a lot to unpack here"by Hanifah RahmanBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” @pixelatedboat It’s the “roaring 20s” again so I’m going to take inspiration from the Great Gatsby and continue to not have read any books since high school 06:24 AM - 02 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Terry F @daemonic3 teacher: you're currently failing english, are you reading for extra credit? me: i'm reading Animal Farm, the author is so good teacher: orwell? me: yeah [sweating] i meant the author is so well 10:43 PM - 16 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. randy @leakypod ron weasley: i have to use old books harry potter: wow ron: and torn up shitty clothes harry: yuck lol ron: would be crazy if my best friend had a vault full of gold and could maybe help me out a little harry: ya lmao that would be crazy 01:38 AM - 03 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Jules @Julian_Epp Before you turn 18 you have to choose exactly one of these books to read and then never stop talking about for the rest of your life: -Harry Potter -The Great Gatsby -Animal Farm -The Communist Manifesto -1984 -The Bible 10:49 PM - 20 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Andrew Fowler @fowlerism ME: I will now give my Moby Dick presentation as a rap TEACHER: I specifically told you not to d– ME: His palms are sweaty, Queequeg's harpoon heavy, there's something on his sweater already, spermaceti 01:29 AM - 25 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Elizabeth Picciuto ❄️🌱🌞🍂 @epicciuto I [35M] married a woman [32F] from a slave-owning family for money. She had mental illness and cheated on me, so I removed her from home and loved ones and chained her in an attic. Now I want to marry an employee [18F] without telling her I’m married because she’ll say no. AITA? 02:20 PM - 03 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. samia @PotatoHamps so you mean to tell me , Willy Wonka sent golden tickets AROUND THE WORLD, and 5 WHITE children got them all?!?!! 05:14 AM - 11 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. seaElle @ellewasamistake editor: this better not be like last time kafka: it's a coming of age story editor: ok kafka: about a boy who's changed, but his family won’t accept him editor: i'm listening kafka: because he's changed into a bug editor: there we go kafka: like a real big fuckin bug 11:13 PM - 10 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. andy @gothicdogsclub I’d just like everyone to know that one of my pals thinks “what a sad little life Jane” is a quote from Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë and not from the greatest ever ending to come dine with me 12:13 PM - 27 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Gee Aitch Cee @Scriblit ME, SOBBING: Please, Emily, you can't give all your 100 characters the same 4 names EMILY BRONTE: *points* That's Earnshaw Linton. *points* That's Cathy Heathcliff. *points* Heathcliff Linton. *points* Cathy Cathy. *points* Earnshaw Cathy Jr. *pause* And they're all GHOSTS. 10:13 AM - 30 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Brandon @blgtylr Nobody: The morally bankrupt minor character in a Jane Austen novel: https://t.co/c67f4FYm59 02:05 AM - 04 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jon @ArfMeasures HARPER LEE: I don't know what to call my novel MOCKING BIRD: It's probably garbage anyway HARPER LEE [picking up a gun] ok I have one idea 03:43 PM - 19 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Ross Daniel Bullen @BullenRoss PUBLISHER: So it’s got vampires? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: Sex? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: A lunatic asylum? BRAM STOKER: Yes. PUBLISHER: It needs something more. BRAM STOKER: [scratches head] A… a cowboy? PUBLISHER: Fucking sold. 04:13 PM - 14 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. iain robertson @yoiain you: let’s get this bread j.d. salinger, an intellectual: let’s catch this rye 11:28 PM - 06 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. SparkNotes @SparkNotes John Steinbeck writing the ending to Of Mice and Men https://t.co/d0lWWlmSlV 01:48 AM - 22 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. dyl b @sprtnght (english major moving apartments) there’s a lot to unpack here 04:17 PM - 01 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite