This of course begged the crucial question — who does everyone on TikTok want to bone? I sprinted to the comments, where I saw multiple sexually charged references to Willy Wonka. There was also a comment from a verified account named "willywonkatiktok."
I clicked on the account, and suddenly found myself in a whirlwind of maroon jackets, top hats, abs, and crotch grabs. The subject of each video was a man dressed as Willy Wonka from the 2005 film, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.