"I wish I knew that daycare would cost more than my actual mortgage."
Did those ~intimate~ moments change?
Rips up birth plan, throws into air like confetti.
Side-eyeing anyone who asks "Was it planned?"
The human body is WILD.
"How much does it *really* cost per round?"
Because life changed forever.
We want to see the good, the bad, and the ugly.
Tell us the things you should *never* say to a pregnant person.
Fun fact: Morning sickness can actually last all day!
"Don't cut my butthole in half!"
“Ask me after I give birth.”
March of Dimes is focused on helping moms with what they really need.
My ambivalence toward having a baby is not uncommon, judging from a spate of new motherhood books this year — but as a gay woman, I won't be able to have one without wanting one desperately and consistently.
"Sorry for what I said while I was raising children."
Are these totally delicious or totally pukeworthy?
The stats are alarming, but March of Dimes is fighting to ensure a healthier, more hopeful future for all mothers and babies.
All that training out the damn window.
You've never seen birth photos like these. (Warning: graphic images.)
Baby makers unite.
There's so much info out there for expecting mamas! Test your pregnancy smarts here, and you can go to MarchOfDimes.org for more advice on how to have a healthier pregnancy.
Pregnancy isn't easy, and knowing what other women have been through will help aspiring and expecting moms feel more prepared and less alone in their own prenatal journey.
Looks like we'll have to wait a little longer to meet her.
Do it for the sonogram.
Poor guys didn't know what hit 'em.
"I thought the penis just stayed inside the vagina. No thrusting or anything. I thought thrusting was just for the kinky."
Are you keeping up with Kourt or in formation with Bey?
And she's positively glowing.
Angel Taylor was in labor for four days and needed an emergency C-section, but her son, Sullivan, looked chill and happy when he arrived.
No shame in the new mommy game.
Like, can you actually get pregnant when you're already pregnant?!
"Seeing me get out of my comfort zone will give them some degree of fearlessness."
Put your mom face on.
"I checked her heartbeat every day, up until the day she was born."
Finally, the answers to all our questions.
But it's totally worth it, swear.
We've all got one...or two.
So, was it an advert?
Smoking while pregnant can lead to low birthweight, preterm birth, and birth defects.
I shouldn't have asked, y'all.
They're for your own protection.
Sad to say, there's still no male birth control.
It's only nine months.
Turns out, childbirth can be hilarious.
She revealed on KUWTK that her failure to produce enough progesterone left her with an increased risk of miscarriage.