"Sometimes we’re on fire and other times we’ve had to physically put it on our calendars and schedule sex."
This is parenting, guys.
You've never seen birth photos like these. (Warning: graphic images.)
Your mother can’t drive because when all her high school friends were getting permits, she was an undocumented teen with a MetroCard but no I.D.
They adult way better than you do.
Some were as young as 17 years old.
There's never a dull moment when you're an RA.
If assholery was an art, these kids could teach a master class.
Pregnancy isn't easy, and knowing what other women have been through will help aspiring and expecting moms feel more prepared and less alone in their own prenatal journey.
Cross a kid at your own risk.
A picture is worth a thousand cuss words.
Are you a Lorelai/Mufasa hybrid or a mix of Claire and Triton?
Embrace your inner dad.
Sometimes "mom brain" is a dad thing.
Momsplaining: When one mom condescendingly explains proper parenting to another mom.
Because sometimes kids "adult" harder.
🎵 "I believe the children are our future..." 🎵
Do it for the sonogram.
"...Sometimes I forget to care about your existence."
The resemblance is real.
Oh the innocence of a child.
Poor guys didn't know what hit 'em.
You've heard these way more times than you wanted to.
"I couldn't remember the word 'hand.' Called it an 'arm foot' for hours."
Good news, parents! There's a lot of stuff you'll actually WANT to watch with your kiddos.
Take a look into my crystal ball.
Because family time ain't always pretty.
Pranks for the memories!
Glam tips for the exhausted and busy.
These kids to adults: "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now."
Are you keeping up with Kourt or in formation with Bey?
Gym. Tan. Raise my baby.
When moms win, we win good.
"Look, I'll get controversial."
Bookmark this, you adult you.
You said it, Sister!
Target, you crazy.
Because of them, we are.
Don't even pretend this isn't true, parents.
So gross, yet so fun!
We deserve a million dollars, every day.
No shame in the new mommy game.
Like, can you actually get pregnant when you're already pregnant?!
"Forgot to know where we parked."
"Most of parenting is unsuccessfully attempting to sit down."
You know that video of your kid you've watched 50 times and still laugh at?
Put your mom face on.
A solid gold Wii or life-size dragon?
These kids' parents: "Why did we come here? WHY?!?!"