27 Faces All New Parents Will Recognise Illustrated By Crap Taxidermy
These guys know your pain. Via @CrapTaxidermy
19 Husbands' Texts That'll Make Wives Everywhere Take A Deep Sigh
"I'm walking through the Christmas section at Target. I feel like I'm cheating on you."
200 Hysterical Parenting Tweets That Will Keep You Laughing Into 2020
You heard that right — we said two hundred!!!
A Mom Used A Vibrator To Clear Her Baby's Chest Congestion And It Inspired A Lot Of Jokes
"Funny, mine usually takes my breath away when I use it."
19 Things Pregnant Women Got Shamed For That Will Make Your Blood Boil
"My doctor said I couldn't have a vaginal delivery because I am 'too fluffy on the inside.'"
16 Funny People Who Really Get What The Baby Shark Song Is Doing To Us All
I'd say this post is just for parents, but at this point we've all been affected.
17 Things Non-Parents Say That Make Parents Roll Their Eyes So Hard
Being a parent is so easy until you become one.
23 Truths People Who Don't Have Kids Definitely Need To Know
"Please don't stay longer than two hours. Unless you're here to clean."
Pick Some Unisex Names And We'll Reveal If Your First Kid Will Be A Boy Or A Girl
Break out the baby name book.
19 Husbands Who Definitely Regret Their Wives' Unlimited Texting Plan
"Hey honey, I thought you'd like to know I'm not feeling so homicidal today."
14 Kids Who Will Make You Go, "Damn, You're A Little Genius, Aren't Cha?"
These kids are definitely going places.
27 Surprising Things That Happened To Women's Bodies After Childbirth
"I didn't know I'd leak so much milk that my bedsheets would smell like Kraft Mac & Cheese."
If You Have A Mom Or Know A Mom, You're Gonna Love These 18 Tweets
"My mom thought 'trap house' was another term for Escape Room."
Only Read These 21 Jokes If You Don't Like Children
"Still don't understand how people my age have children. I am children."
If You Have A Dad Or Know A Dad, You're Gonna Love These 23 Tweets
"Harry Potter is on and my dad thinks Voldemort's name is Baltimore."
25 Biracial People Got Real About What You'd Never Guess About Their Lives
"A girl at summer camp asked me, 'Why does a Black man drop you off and a white lady pick you up?'"
21 Hilariously Real Christmas Tweets By Parents Who Are Sleep-Deprived, On Edge, Unappreciated, Low On Funds, And Generally Not Feeling The “Magic”
"No, I'm not ready for Christmas, Susan."
18 Husbands Who Are Really, Really Lucky To Still Be Married
But their hearts were in the right place...I think.
25 Things Moms Who Had Postpartum Depression Really Want You To Know
"I had the urge to drive away from my family and never turn back. And it was terrifying."
This Dad's Cartoons About His Wife And Toddler Will Make You Happy Cry
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get toddler-punched in the crotch.
17 Women Who Are Hilariously — And Unapologetically — Pregnant
Sometimes you just gotta "call in pregnant."
Here’s What Happened When I Spent Two Weeks Venting To A Relentlessly Positive Chatbot
Enjo is a cheery, cheesy chatbot built on the questionable science of “positive psychology.” So why did I get something out of it?
This Chart Shaming Working Moms And Praising Stay-At-Home Moms Is Going Viral
"Her life is falling apart. She doesn't feel like she's a good wife or mother."
A Dad Made His Kid Walk Five Miles To School In 36 Degree Weather For Bullying
The Ohio dad shared the punishment in a viral Facebook video.
19 Funny Parents Who Made 2018 Almost Bearable
It's almost like having kids makes you ten times funnier.
This Sweet Vs. Salty Quiz Will Reveal How Many Kids You'll Have (If Any!)
Sweet babies, salty babies, or no babies?
There's A Vibrator That Strengthens Your Kegel Muscles And I Asked All The Questions So You Don't Have To
Squeeze. Release. Smile. Repeat.
17 Kids Who Are The Most Savage Humans On The Planet
"I picked up a chocolate bar and my 3-year-old daughter mooed at me."
100 Hilarious Parenting Tweets From 2018 That Deserve A Round Of Applause
"My 4-year-old talks a lot of smack for someone wearing Crocs on the wrong feet."
23 "Weird Kid" Confessions That Will Make You Laugh And Go, "No, Child!"
You DO NOT want to know what this kid did with Dixie Cups.
19 Breastfeeding Stories That Prove Nursing Ain't Easy, But It Sure Is Hilarious
"I worked at a vet's office when I had my baby, and whenever a puppy cried, I'd let down."
15 Pregnant Women Who Hilariously Tweeted What Being Overdue Is Like
Sometimes you have to tweet to keep from crying.
19 Interracial Family Truths Straight From The Mouths Of The Parents
"My son literally has to carry a picture of me with him everywhere because no one believes I'm his mother."