You win either way...
They're not real, but your type is.
Just one more thing to worry about during puberty, amirite?
Go ahead, be shallow.
Piece of cake.
Time to pack a suitcase!
Can we...predict the future? Yes, yes we can.
It's cuffing season!
He's basically an angel.
This will definitely take you back.
"Boys" - Charlie XCX
Ever wonder where it all started?
Stand out without breaking the bank.
Y'all, these dads are ~snacks~.
All under $90!
"I feel exposed."
Yes, you can be hotter overnight.
Contestants guess bulges in pants created by inanimate objects
Whatever you do, don't lock your knees.
Like father, like son.
"It's already squirting juices."
A cold...one....with....the boys...
Why do you have the greatest calves of all time?!
All my pants are ripped at the crotch.
Send this to someone who needs it.
I feel like a princess.
"I don't have a face for lipstick, I'm just gonna come to terms with it"
Do you share the same toilet stall, or keep some space?
What's your favorite drunk fast food?
Is it a deal-breaker?
"My toes are bleeding... but I look hot."
Pants shopping just got a whole lot easier.
Man up with makeup.
Turns out, it's really awkward trying to walk and pose at the same time.
Turns out, you can learn a lot from your spit.
"Have you ever heard of a devotee?"
Because you can't spell "condiment" without "men."
“Why is that bird making me feel those feelings?"
Beauty. Is. Pain.
"My boobs are suffocating me!"
The only excuse that works every time.
"You all make things look easier than they actually are."
Get ready for some really difficult choices. Just remember: In these scenarios, all of these men are in their prime.
The trick is to look natural without exactly being natural.
"I feel like the '90s were the golden years before the world turned to shit."