What a twist!
These texts are the only thing that matter. These are the alpha and the omega. You cannot shuffle off this mortal coil without seeing these texts.
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, SHEEPLE.
Move over, “David after dentist.”
Not going to happen.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
Vine is not a safe place for parents.
Well, except for right now. Based on this post.
“I describe what i do as a non-narrative, nihilist, anarchist puppet show about literary theory.”
No, no, no, no.
Who should run the world? Girls.
This is the only way to prove you were born then. Birth certificates are garbage. Your parents’ words are useless. Don’t show me your driver’s license. This is the only way.
Never change, internet.
The dumbest fad ever.
Because of course they did.
Seriously, don’t ever do meth.
What an unexpected turn of events…
Introducing “the 60-year-old girl” meme. UPDATE: Turns out she thinks it’s hilarious!
There’s always someone dumber than you.
It can always be worse, friends.
The telephone did get popular, as it turns out. Hey, who knew.
Also, the bucket.
These logic puzzles will ruin your weekend, distract you from your loved ones, and make you realize you aren’t as smart as you think you are. Sorry.
No. No, he didn’t.
Being a person is hard!
A 1938 Popular Mechanics article tried to prove that cats could make excellent nannies.
Up until the police came and arrested her, that is. (via wtkr.com)