Today marks a historic day for our American neighbours, so we come bearing sugar and celebratory cards.
Do you wear your nation on your sleeve?
Are you flannel, floral or made of curtains?
*Immediately triggers French class anxiety*
Doot doola doot doo… doo doo!
And they’re still cooler than you’ll ever be.
“It was like playing Russian roulette with my bank account.”
Most of the reasons are dogs.
Data don’t grow on trees, y’know?
They’re called BIRDS OF PREY for a reason.
“We should start filling our ponds with holy water.”
Are you sweet, old-fashioned or gooey in the middle?
Whatever it takes, CAN YOU MAKE IT THROUGH?!
Yeah, we dubbed him “Weed Kid.” Hi, Weed Kid.
An entire nation summarized in 6 seconds.
Side effects may include itching, dry mouth, and a LOWER DRINKING AGE.
As told by Robin Scherbatsky AKA Robin Sparkles from How I Met Your Mother.