And your kid lived happily ever after.
We’ve all had at least one #ParentFail.
“What do you mean, ‘Where’s the beef,’ Mom?”
Let’s be honest…we’ve all had at least one #parentfail.
They were born like this.
“When you’re sliding into home, and your pants are full of foam…”
You totally know what you’re doing… sort of.
Clearly there were no sanctimommies back in the day.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent.
Your kid will think you’re a superhero when you’re finished.
As if you needed another excuse to visit The Bullseye.
Your kids have no idea how cool you are.
You may not have heard of Ron Sexsmith, but Elton John, Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, and Chris Martin are among the unsung artist’s biggest fans.
“You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.”
Your kids are on a need to know basis.
Make Easter unforgettable.
Because kids don’t get a free pass on April 1.