So many ~lewks~, so little time.
I can't believe I looked right ogre these.
"We never got to embrace and celebrate the beginning of the rest of our lives together, as the best day of our lives turned into the worst, in the cruelest twist of fate imaginable," his girlfriend said.
"Self-care is not getting stabbed. Like, in general."
"My wife was crying because she couldn't find her socks...they were on her feet."
There's no such thing as enough peanut butter.
"I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS!" —You reading this
Turns out true love does exist, and here's your proof!
So no one told you life was gonna be this way (aka that you could feel this old).
It's written in the stars...and in the recipe.
Good luck with that whole "getting a good night's sleep" thing!
Think before you speak. Simple as that.
A look back at the funny, the emotional, and the triumphant moments from through Emmy Award history.
" And I oop!" — You when this quiz guesses correctly.
Everyone's either a Glee or an AHS.
"Ways to piss off your child: Feed them. Bathe them. Clothe them. Breathe."
Not all menus are created equally, apparently.