While you were all watching J.Lo fall on her ass, others were busy watching Chicago Bears wide receiver Devin Hester actual ass, as it was accidentally(?) revealed to the world. Um, so much better than the Levi Johnston Playboy preview pics IMHO.
As if golf couldn't get any sexier, you can always count on the Japanese to make it so.
Someone has strong opinion about the Gators, and he used a Corner Doll to air his grievances. We know nothing about sports, but we do know that corner dolls belong exclusively in retirement community condominiums, not on dudes' balls! For shame!
Sports Buzz OMG: 'til 6pm tonight, you can watch live, streaming video of the Quidditch World Cup - currently being played at Middlebury College by 22 prestigious colleges. Tune in for some serious, non-flying, broom-riding action.
Sports Buzz Another sport not quite safe for narcoleptics. A new sport great for these sleeping beauties? Nap contests.
Who would've thought that the act of sitting in a sauna could become a sport! The Sauna World Championships truly test the strong-willed, heavy-sweating, and soon-to-be-impotent.
Sports Buzz Because mountain biking isn't hardcore enough, a father/son duo picked-up Municycling; unicycling with an “M” for mountain. They just conquered the 14,433-foot Mount Elbert, the highest peak in Colorado, while not wearing clown suits, for unknown reasons. Just sayin' it would've made the feat much harder to top.
How come no one told THE_REAL_SHAQ he was being traded from Phoenix to Cleveland? Twitter's favorite sports star had to find the important info out the way I find out if my coworker liked her Subway sandwich: on Twitter!
The Dallas Cowboys unveiled their new stadium TV, and it's the biggest HDTV in the world! This also makes their cheerleaders super-sized too. Innovation!
Sports Buzz At the Penguathlon - being housed by the Kelly Tarlton Arctic Encounter in just outside Auckland - 80 penguins are competing in games of football, frisbee, surfing, swing ball and …wait for it… WADDLE RACES! Sadly, the video contains no audio, but seeing a bunch of penguins play soccer (excuse us, “football”) is enough to give anyone the will to live (so we'll be okay without the sounds of penguins on ice).
After months of being bombarded with the NBA's “Where Will Amazing Happen?” ad campaign, the YouTube masses have responded with a new wave of parody videos. This just proves that filming stuff in black & white and adding slow piano music can make anything super dramatic. See more “Where Amazing Happens” parodies at Urlesque.
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Unfortunately, he no longer holds the position, but still, his email to the parents is worth reading. Remember: “My heckling of the refs is actually helping them develop as people.”
In the hunt for a sweet, sweet sponsorship deal, the French pole vaulter Romain Mesnil took his clothes off and exposed his pole to the world. Good idea! Meanwhile, Michael Phelps is still hoping for a few more calls following that whole bong incident.
This is my nomination for the absolute worst Super Bowl party ever.
Sports Buzz Ivan Ukhov was totally hammered on Vodka Red Bulls at last week’s Athletissima high jumping meet. After his jump attempt in which he executed a running flop onto the mat, league officials are demanding an explanation.
Sports Buzz A new study has shown that cheerleading is the most dangerous school sport for females. Two-thirds of all catastrophic injuries among high school and college girls have been from cheerleading accidents. Apparently, that’s worse than gymnastics and track & field combined. It kinda gives you a whole new respect for spirit fingers.
Sports Buzz Lego enthusiasts from Hong Kong have created a miniature Beijing Olympics! Made up of 300,000 Lego bricks and over 4,500 Lego people, the miniature Lego city includes the infamous Bird’s Nest Stadium, Michael Phelps’ Water Cube, and George W. Bush’s favorite Olympic hot spot, Beach Volleyball! All in all, it measures an impressive 10ft by 26ft.
Two MMA fighters knock each other out simultaneously. This must be at least as rare as an unassisted triple play — at a fight in Indiana, Shaun Parker and Tyler Bryan fight to a draw on account of a double KO.
Sports Buzz An elderly home for retired priests and nuns in Australia has taken up the sport of fencing. This makes me wish more sports uniforms consisted of cardigans instead of jerseys. Check out the cute photos.