"Remember. Advantages only matter if you're trans."
27 "Saturday Night Live" Behind-The-Scenes Secrets That Range From "Fascinating" To "Lorne Michaels Fired WHO!?"
Every car on the show is real, and they've all been cut in half to fit on the studio's elevators.
Listen: “Zola” Turned A Viral Twitter Thread Into A Movie--But Hollywood Almost Cut Out The Black Woman Who Wrote It
“The director stepped in and gave “Zola” her worth, monetarily. She was really tapped into all of the key moments. Because at the end of the day, it’s all her words.”
They deserve some major apologies.
Since Tuesday's crash, it has been nothing but love for Tiger.
Featuring some of your faves.
Just keep swimming...
Chlorine, chlorine, and more chlorine.
It's time to treat yourself to a vacation!
Wie viel weißt du wirklich?
Yeah...we pee in pools.
Yeah, we pee in the pool.
So much chlorine.
"I feel robbed."
It's a shark vs. the GOAT.
Let's get wet!
"It's like little puppy kisses."
Meat or man meat?
This time in sunny Cabo.
Phelps is here for it.
"Stick Talk" for the gold.
The games of the XXXI Olympiad summed up in 39 amazing photos.
Phelps is embarking on his greatest adventure yet: being a dad.
Turns out Kris Humphries coulda been a contender.
This belongs in a history book.
"This headline is a metaphor for basically the entire world."
Olympic officials initially denied anything had taken place, but Lochte and his teammates then spoke out.
25 médailles olympiques, et ce n'est pas fini!
Getting wet was not as easy as we thought.
Eight years ago, aged just 13, Joseph Schooling met Michael Phelps while he was training for the Beijing Olympics. Last night he beat Phelps to win Singapore's first-ever gold medal.
Also, seriously, doesn't that just hurt their junk?
Phelp's iconic face will now live on forever on this guy's leg.
But lol, as if Phelps would lose.
Babies that look like old people >>>>>>> babies that look like babies.
"Penny Oleksiak is really making Canada reconsider getting rid of the penny."
"If there was a gold medal for using my family's data I'd be Michael Phelps."
Friendship goals, TBH.
Literal breaking news.
I will fight you about this.
Don't Phuck with Phelps.
They've come a long way.
Just in case you were wondering what those purple, circular bruises are on Michael Phelps.
After 17 days of sport featuring 10,000 athletes taking part in some 300 events, the competition has officially wrapped up with the closing ceremony.
The Try Guys recreate ancient Olympic events butt-naked, and learn that they were very different from the Games we know and love today.
Yes, Michael Phelps. Keep on singing, Michael Phelps.
Cute family alert!
Get a gold medal in sipping.
Prior to the 2016 Rio Olympics, of course!
I stand with you.
Ugh, love. Gross.
You snooze you lose!
The 18-time gold medal Olympian was arrested for driving while intoxicated on Sept. 30. Update — Oct. 5, 10:20 a.m.: Phelps announced on Twitter that he would seek help.
What LeBron's really full of.
Just watch it.
Apparently amazing achievement in one sport just wasn't enough for the greatest Olympian of all time.
Gold for Lochte, nothing for Phelps. Watch the last kick.
After eight years of war, torture, and lies, you know what we're going to miss most about the Bush administration? The annual Christmas video about Barney the Dog!
The gold medalist has delivered NBC with some huge ratings, but he's yet to trump The Golden Girls, which continues to hold the record for Saturday night numbers.
Did Michael Phelps actually lose the 100M butterfly final? Or did he deserve his (briefly contested) seventh gold medal in the 2008 Olympics?