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michael phelps is the son your parents dreamed of you becoming
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Too soon fam….just kidding…who did this?!?!
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I'm the Michael Phillips of having no idea who is participating in the Olympics
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wow Phelps really went there
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michael phelps not staying at the olympic village, he's living with his people beneath the sea
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fact: michael phelps has enough gold medals that he's started peeling off their exteriors and eating the chocolate inside
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10 years ago: A 9-year-old named Katie Ledecky gets an autograph from Michael Phelps (Credit: Ledecky Family)
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Michael Phelps probably just fell asleep on his medals
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the lesson I choose to take away from Michael phelps is that if you smoke weed you will win 20 gold medals
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*Glen Coco voice*: “GOLD MEDAL FOR YOU MICHAEL PHELPS YOU GO MICHAEL PHELPS…and none for Chad Le Clos."
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If he'd been born 50 years earlier, Michael Phelps would spend his post-Olympics career swimming against manatees in exhibitions.
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Between Michael Phelps and Trump Tower, this has been the biggest week for suction cups in the history of humankind
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oh god Michael Phelps is gonna be Darth Vader isn't he
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So Michael Phelps is like Ian or Richard on The Great British Bake-Off, right? Everyone loves him but is annoyed he keeps getting Star Baker
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Find someone who looks at you the way Michael Phelps looks at Michael Phelps in the reflection of the Olympic swimming pool
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mom just said that michael phelps has a "daddy body"
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If there was a gold medal for using my family's data I'd be Michael phelps
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Michael Phelps on getting his 20th gold medal https://t.co/hdAtK5ZUO4
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