We don’t really sweat… we glisten.
“How did I go from Britney Spears to Amy Winehouse in two seconds?”
“I think nail polish is a perfect metaphor for life…”
“You know when you can taste a fart? That’s what this is like.”
May your lipstick last longer than your hot dog.
“It’s like space-age blow-drying.”
This shit is intense, y’all.
“I’m trying not to freak out right now.”
It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
Glow Job is my new fave moisturizer.