They gathered on a full moon night.
"Seeing me get out of my comfort zone will give them some degree of fearlessness."
A solid gold Wii or life-size dragon?
"I checked her heartbeat every day, up until the day she was born."
"Damit mir die Kinder die Cola nicht wegtrinken, muss ich neuerdings Wodka reinschütten, aber was will man machen."
Featuring: newborn nuttiness, the terrible twos, threenagers, and the fucking fours.
"That lasagna looks crisp."
Only the best for your bundle of joy.
We know you've been there when your toddler has made complete mess and we'd like to see it!
"Warum bin ich eigentlich nicht selbst darauf gekommen???" – Du so.
That's a lot of surgeries for one tiny kiddo.
As Harriet Harman forces a vote on "baby leave", new parent MPs tell BuzzFeed News about the pressure they faced to come back to work too soon.
Road trip, anyone?
"At what point does it feel like you're buying a baby?"
And here I thought everything would get easier.
Weniger Stress, mehr Vorfreude!
Weil es so viele schöne Namen gibt.
Pass this and we'll let you deliver babies.
They need all the help they can get.
We're sure the 17th teddy bear wasn't super helpful.
Prepare yourself for cuteness overload!
How many of these will you pin?
This quiz isn't kidding around.
Using pregnancy as an excuse to get out of plans you don't want to keep.
"Children shape and teach you just as much as you shape and teach them." H/T Quora
"Anyone that says or thinks it's just the easy way out is just completely wrong. "
You're doing fine, I promise.
Do not annoy the G.O.A.T..
Yes, you're weird. But you're not alone.
Costco has all the answers.
BABIES, BABIES, BABIES!
We're not saying to name your kids after these characters – but we're not not saying that.
We can't all be Apples.
Have a kid, and they come out of the woodwork.
It's even more popular than the name "Mary."
Some of the best things new parents can buy.
What item changed your life for the better?
It's easy to get sucked into buying all sorts of crap.
Let’s be real — too many hacks only work on the internet. But these deserve the hype.
Noahs, and Liams, and Emmas, OH MY!
"Why do babies cry so much? I feel like he's fucking with me at this point."
What would we do without all of the amazing nurses in the world?
"I was devastated and it had me questioning my identity."
Will you have yourself a little Clifford? Or maybe a Mabel?
All of the fun of kids with none of the tantrums.
You won't believe it until you've lived it.