This is not unusual behaviour for Jesse Rae.
The Conservatives outperformed expectations as Labour suffered at the hands of the SNP. The Lib Dems were obliterated.
It’s been quite a night. Here’s what we’ve learned as a result.
Everything you need to know.
He was the people’s ginger rodent.
It has been an utterly catastrophic night for Jim Murphy’s party.
The 71-year-old had held his seat since 1997.
It’s probably not the surprise that they imagined.
He said it had been a “cruel and punishing night”.
She’s no longer the only Tory MP in Merseyside.
Honestly. Is a comb too much to ask for?
It’s much worse than the party could have imagined.
It’s had to be “recalibrated”.
Rule No. 1 of politics: Don’t make promises you can’t keep.
He is the hero we deserve. H/T Metro.
He previously said Scottish Labour wouldn’t lose a single seat to the Scottish nationalists.
The former Cabinet minister fell victim to the SNP.
The shadow foreign secretary may be gone, but we still have the memories.
Without doubt one of the strongest selfies of 2015.
The evening began with a lot of white male opinions.
It’s the middle of the night and we won’t know the results for a fair while. Should you just pack it all in and head to bed?
The Conservative peer’s exit poll of 12,000 voters had the Tories on 34% to Labour on 31%
It doesn’t look like he’s very happy.
Tom Katsumi has been cross-stitching a map of the UK overnight. Speaking to BuzzFeed News, he said: “I’m still doing it and only slept for an hour and a half!” Update: He has finished the stitching.
The Mirror’s is a tad dramatic. This page will be updated with the latest front pages throughout the night.
This man knows his goddamn polls.
The Tories are apparently in the lead, but exit polls are fallible and this is a particularly complex election.