"Maybe 'Toh beta shaadi kab kar rahe ho?' is old people's 'Aur bata'."
"He was trying to leverage his role as an editor at a massive magazine, to get himself off that night," Nik Thakkar told BuzzFeed News. "It’s manipulation. It’s orchestrated.”
Better run before they run after you.
The "I wore it first" shade has been going on for a while.
These are fighting words, tbh.
A single spaghetti noodle is called a spaghetto.
"Adulthood is trying each of the same six passwords that you use for everything."
Why are there still three more months to wait until June 21?!
*goes to store to buy a pot and walks out with 20 different plants*
"Your neck looks funny, you have a nipple on your wrist, and your leg melted off in the water."
If you know, you know.
Maybe we do eat a little too much toast.
Gwyneth Paltrow Explained Why She Used "Conscious Uncoupling" In Her Divorce Statement And Opened Up About The Backlash
"It felt like a layer of the world turning on us about saying, essentially, 'We just want to be nice to each other and stay a family.' It was brutal."
"Sesame Street" Asked People Which Muppet They'd Take On A Deserted Island And The Debate Got Heated
I'm so sorry, Elmo.
One man who has campaigned for the Conservatives posted a comment about killing Muslims in a mosque with a rifle.
"Co—Star coming for necks."
Someone should start a gofundme to send these people some aloe vera.
"Whats the song called that goes like this...dun dun dun dun dun?"