"It was magic... it's a memory we can keep forever."
This is all we need in the world.
Blackpool: The Las Vegas of North-west England.
Are you more of a Sadiq Khan or Sadiq Khan't?
*not horny but masturbates just in case*
Its creator was inspired to draw the picture by the debate around the burkini.
Just four light years away – "on our doorstep" in astronomical terms – there's a planet that may be habitable, and we could send robots to explore it in a century or so.
PSA: A stew with a lid isn't a pie.
It could be worse. Much worse.
"Don't really like dogs." *Get ups and leaves immediately*
As told by cast members Gaz and Marty.
Which one-bedroom flat is least likely to bankrupt you?
Send the police, these guys need help.
Scottish kids take exams like these all the time. Are you smarter than them?
Disney Princess spaghetti hoops forever.
There'd be a shitload of pregnancy rumours.
We've all tried to see if we can fit in a cardboard box.
You've not lived until you've had a parmo or a munchy box.
"Why does everyone on Come Dine With Me do fish cakes, beef Wellington, and Eton mess?"
From house to home.
It's the story we never want to end.
Facebook : Friend Request :: Messenger : Contact Request
TL;DR: Just go to the shops and buy a cake instead.
Not here for your shit since 1975.
Bruises for days.
Bake Off's back. Time to get your cocktails out and watch Mary Berry touch some dough balls.
Whoever had Groovy Chick wallpaper wins.
The pen is indeed mightier than the sword.
Give it all the Emmys.
Try to shock us, go on.
The 4-day-old infant died from hypothermia and asphyxiation, coroners determined.
Forever marked with their favourite famous people.
Look at my orange.
The deputy Labour leader is building his own power base within the party, ahead of the Labour leadership election result.
“With carnival being the largest event in London, it can present opportunities for those who are attending for reasons other than enjoying the festivities."
The British siblings said they were interrogated on the tarmac at a London airport after a passenger saw Arabic text on their phones.
It is unclear if there are injuries or deaths.
"The lottery of indecency."
The 21-year-old victim has been named as Mia Ayliffe-Chung. A 30-year-old British man is also in a critical condition in hospital, while a 29-year-old French national is in custody.
"The flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed," a spokesperson told the BBC.
Turkish forces have launched an offensive to help Syrian rebels take the border town of Jarabulus from ISIS — and also keep it out of Kurdish hands.
As a proportion of its GDP, Scotland's deficit is double that of the UK overall, new figures show.
“The love that our neighbors and the world has shown us has completely transformed what this situation would have felt like to us."
This is the most British political row there has ever been.
*The X-Files music plays*
Because you deserve it.
"I think a lot of women get told to be more polite and be more gentle."
Zachary Penton, 21, was charged with murder for allegedly fatally shooting his roommate, a day after he appeared to have written a tweet warning he might "viciously murder" his roommates.
I find this attractive.
*applies for architecture job* Experience: building houses on The Sims since 2001.
"As a young woman on the internet, you really can't escape casual sexual harassment."
She's not always had a buzzcut, you know.
"My boobs are as a result of being pregnant and breastfeeding and I love them."
Relationship status: Googling photos of avocado toast and crying with joy.
"They shouldn't draw attention to themselves," said the worst human alive.
I love moms.
She looks so calm jumping off this 30-foot yacht.
Ink that tells a story.
"It can be kind of scary going off to college, but now I've got my dog in my dorm with me."
Brought to you by the #ServiceIndustryHeadass hashtag.
Sorceresses are among us and they are rhythmic gymnasts.
Watch ya back, Zac.
"Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain"
It ain't so bad.
Hande Kader was an active member of the LGBT community in Turkey.
Would you continue to walk if you had diarrhoea and bleeding, and fell down?
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