::doesn't leave house all weekend::
Get ready to lose your arm and leg.
May the forks be with you.
I stumbled into Facebook's secret brain and learned how it really sees me.
For until you can make your "Dream Home" Pinterest board a reality.
Nobody wants to see your #aftersexselfie.
Because hindsight is 20/20.
Based on the movies. Don't @ me.
Because even a pizza tattoo can be tasteful af.
Because at BuzzFeed we like to tackle life's great mysteries.
Cheeky to the max.
Pair with a glass of red wine for maximum toastiness.
Can you go 7 for 7?
Help is on the way.
Animals: they’re just like us!
An unidentified man found dead on an Australian beach has baffled investigators for decades. A new DNA analysis links the “Somerton Man” to Thomas Jefferson and Native Americans.
"I don't care about horsepower, I want to know the conversion rates for other animals. How many snakes would it take to move your car?"
After doctors started reading me as male, my size was still the same — but my obesity was cured.
Little things that'll make your life a lot easier.
Here are the most interesting and powerful photo stories from across the web.
Baby girl fell asleep on her dad's chest...! ?
How often do you say, “OMG! Yes, let’s meet up sometime!” and then actually meet up sometime?
I swapped Tinder accounts with a female co-worker. Then Tinder's data team reviewed our performance. Here's what we learned.
Here are the most moving, sorrowful, and beautiful pictures from the past week.
"Once you've built yourself up, no one can ever bring you down."
"You mean these aren't unique snowflake problems that happen to me because I'm a unique snowflake?"
Well, can you?
A stress-free way to start the day.
"I am not who I choose to love, but I love who I choose to be."
Because the end of a friendship can be heartbreaking too.
Small change, big impact.
What to watch, play, read, eat, and more.
"I want a kiss cam at my funeral."
Hold onto your screens.
These are the truest signs of commitment.
They just don't make 'em like they used to.
Little upgrades that will make a big difference! (Featuring some very cozy dogs.)
No, mom, my bisexuality is not a "youthful phase".
"I really wanted squirrel dumplings for dinner tonight."
After the announcement of Corbyn's leadership victory over Owen Smith, none of their supporters seem to be having a great time in Liverpool.
For the second time in just over a year, the Islington North MP has been elected leader of the Labour party.
The story of how a dominant Jeremy Corbyn saw off a poorly timed and poorly executed leadership challenge.
Police identified the gunman who killed five people inside a Macy's on Friday night as 20-year-old Arcan Cetin.
New research shows that Britain's gender pay gap could take more than 50 years unless more women are employed in science and engineering professions.
The new law would prevent women from receiving an abortion unless they are dying.
A third of all the country's children under five are acutely malnourished.
The emergency response team lost a volunteer and three offices after sustained airstrikes over Aleppo overnight.
Snapchat's first hardware, dubbed Spectacles, will retail this fall for $129.99
“Brexit won a majority. Hard Brexit did not," the former chancellor said in a speech in the US.
Ashley said of Forsey’s resignation: “I feel like I have lost my right arm."
Larry Sanders, an actual Bernie Bro, is standing as the Green party candidate in the Witney by-election.
BREAKING: We are petty.
We feel for both parties involved.
Note to everyone: Stop judging parents.
A delightful time capsule of shag carpet perfection.
People were so busy criticising Alicia, they forgot to notice these people too!
Step 1: Ignore the attacker.
Mandy Moore was nervous of meeting Nicholas Sparks because the story is based on his sister's life.
Well that was unexpected.
Warning: Drink water before scrolling.
You have to suffer for those zigzag parts.
What a time to be alive.
"[Our children] mentioned, 'Mama, there's clowns out there in the woods and they're trying to get us to come out there,'" one resident told BuzzFeed News.
Just a secondary opinion thanks to a secondary angle.
*Moves to Nashville and volunteers for jury duty*
A recap fer ya.
"Just a little concealer next time."
Life is too short to spend all of your time on your hair.
Another year of interesting clothing choices.
Whatever you say, kid.
Everything you secretly wondered, but never said out loud.
Congratulations. You sabotaged yourself.
See what everyone wore to MTV's big night.
A butter square dispenser, a hoodie travel pillow, and worlds tiniest drone: how far can *you* get without buying something?
A damn BILLBOARD.
The Beast is...blond?
Okay. Maybe not EXACTLY like us.
Actually, make that your whole universe-view.
I don't have a fancy fur rug, but I do have a cat.
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