Laughs, but cries, because it's sad, and true.
"I am choosing not to make our decision — or any of our baby's health records — public," the tattoo artist said in a video posted to her YouTube channel.
"My ass exploded while I was on a date, and I got poop all over the floor, my legs, and somehow my arm."
Mostly this makes me feel like an unsuccessful pos.
"There is something really sad to me about seeing photos of five-year-old North wearing a slip dress and black lipstick to a church service."
Why do bad things happen to good chocolate?
"I always feel like I'm forgetting something whenever I leave the house carrying less than like 9 purses full of garbage."
She also denied he's been an "absent father" to True since their split.
Aside from, like, the flying hammers and stuff.
"One time I fell in love with a guy then he texted me 'minus well' so I blocked him."
"Mama needed you. I hope you are happier up there with her. Make sure you don’t forget about us. Keep us in your conversations."
May was told in direct terms by several MPs in one-on-one phone calls on Sunday that she should make a pact to resign as prime minister to get her deal through.
Let's have fun while waiting for Avengers: Endgame!
I'll never forget the smell.
This Student Was Told "You're Not Calling Hogwarts" When She Asked The Student Loans Company About Payment Delays
Exc: Alyce Cronk was left without money for more than two months because of Student Loans Company errors, including correspondence being sent to the wrong email address because staff had misspelled her name.
Letting out a little "oop" sound when you bump into someone.
"That's not being an ally."