Nenhum tratamento psicológico será capaz de "curar" a sexualidade de ninguém.
Buche HELL überall!
Danke für nichts.
Es gab weder Facebook noch Reality-TV.
Hast Du genug von den dummen Fragen und Kommentaren Deiner ignoranten Wessi-Freunde? Du willst nicht mehr über Bananen und Soli reden? Dann haben wir hier das ultimative Trinkspiel für Dich!
Wer denkt, dass Suppen langweilig sind, hat keine Ahnung.
A thank you to BuzzFeed.
Happy birthday Neeks! You know I love you, so just thought I'd put this little something together for you. Have a wonderful 19th birthday babe! Love always, Nikssss
Because everything is better with pie. Happy Pi Day!
As in, are you cleaning a toilet or sleeping on one?
'Tis the season to tell a bitch the truth about her/himself.
Because I still don't understand how Social Lift works.
It's not all pumpkin spice...
It's not all funny GIFs and memes, y'know! (Actually it is.)
Evan likes to make "free idea jokes." Here are 17 of his best (worst?).
Pack your bags!
This is the cover of my preschool's Christmas pageant program. All of the kids were asked to draw the character they were playing in the pageant, and the "best" drawing got to be on the cover of all the programs. Somehow, my drawing "won". I'm really curious how bad the other drawings had to be in order for this thing to win. Though, looking at it now, it's almost Picasso-esque. Or, you know, maybe I just confused a goat with a really messed up version of Mr. Potato Head. Either way!
KITTY PIZZA GALAXY GIF
HI MY NAME IS MARIA.
I was bored, so I turned Buzzfeed's top What's Hot image thumbnails into an animated .gif which I think is a good representation of Buzzfeed :P
My friend Sean and I compiled a list to show you what you will miss if (and when) the world ends on December 22, 2012. Of course this list doesn't include the things you are already not experiencing, because you are at home/work. Reading this. Geez, get a life.
The title of Justin Timberlake's new crappy movie, IN TIME, fits almost perfectly with his name.
I wrote up a quick intro to BuzzFeed for some of my social media friends who are wanting to get started here, but I'm a bit rusty these days, so would love it if some BuzzFeed pros could chime in.
Big and little at the same time. Brand new and ancient, and the bluest blue ever. And the times we had, eh? Would've had. Never had. Just some Doctor Who fan art I made. I hope you like it!
My work blocked Buzzfeed!!! My work doesn't block ANYTHING! Porn, social networks, Reddit, all still working... just not BUZZFEED. IT department denies it of course. This is tragic... very tragic indeed.
Gwyneth Paltrow's looking pretty sharp. I wonder where she got that suit.
As far as I can tell, this is about as '90s as it gets.
Given that today is the day of the supposed Rapture, I felt that this song would be appropriate to post. Hell, If I die, I'm going out rocking.
All of this art I made entirely with MS Paint.
From the top posts on BuzzFeed
Sometimes the Fates just line things up perfectly.
Gotta get that Geeky badge somehow...
Once upon a time in Nazi-occupied-Equestria ...
I made this costume for a LOTR themed party at a hobbit home and figured I'd share.
Looks like the first poster there is already lowering his blood pressure...
The Winning badge covers Charlie's face. Fortunately, it also IS Charlie's face.
A lone feline becomes trapped in the couch while frolicking alone in the house and copes with minor annoyance while struggling to survive.
I can't even get a cup of coffee without all hell breaking loose!!
Hi, friends in BuzzFeed... I spent about one hour to make this garbage, hope you will like it. Thanks!
A short song ad-libbed by my 3 year old daughter then turned in to an animated skit by us.
It takes me 2 days just to setup and play one game of tic-tac-toe.
How many harmonies can you fit in one YouTube video?
This video is what I felt like when I moved to Austin. Home at last.
Don't like sad songs? Neither do we.
You can see there is a direct correlation between the number of cat pictures and how interested I am in the website.
None of the feminists discussed any of these things with me at Christmas dinner this year! Although that may be because the feminists aren't talking to me right now.
The holidays are glistening with such wonderful holidays treats! Reminds me of childhood!
This is fun! Make your own BuzzFeed wrapping paper and share with us in the comments.
Though it is hard to predict what will go viral on the internet, there are a few tricks that every BuzzFeeder should know.
Thanks a lot BuzzFeed. Now every time I see Glenn Beck I'm going to picture him naked with a large sack. EW.
Caught this on my lunch break. She was eating a Popsicle and waiting for her mom.
Googling 'Murmansk', i discovered this must be the coolest place on earth!
Give us some tips on how to become a Buzzfeed God.
Playing a trick on the class using interactive video.
Just finished my Dr. Mario quilt!
I'll give away my Viral Wars prize (should I manage to win one) to any person who I don't know outside the internet (no friends, relatives, or my alternate buzzfeed accounts in other words) who does one of the following two things - 1. Gives me the working concept for a post which makes my top position in the viral wars contest, or failing that - 2. gives my top viral wars post the most viral boost. More complete details on how the top assister will be determined are here. Double your chances of winning!
Can you find them all?
Find the kitty!
2 Bunnies jive to the hit song 'Popcorn' while chillin' in some cups.
This is what the Poor Decision badge should look like!
What's better than one cupcake? Twenty-six cupcakes representing every letter of the alphabet.
With the unexpected success of Piranha 3D (Piranha 3D 2 -try saying that 5 times fast- on its way) Studios are up for anything these days! Enter Titanic: 3D! Hot off the heels of Titanic II, A deadly solar flare knocks an Ice Planet hurdling right into the path of the U.S.S.2.0 T1T@N1C during its maiden voyage. Their only hope lies within R.O.S.E. (Robot Operating System w/ Emotions) Infused with the memories of Titanic survivor Rose Dawson, she'll stop at nothing to save the ship! I will definitely see this! Will you?!
Let's be honest, there are way better misunderstood artists we'd compare Bieber to before the outplayed Kurt Cobain. They are.....
[Ed. note: The audio sex diaries of a 53-year-old San Francisco man in the '90s. Enjoy.] One day I bought a tapedeck from a guy with PECKERWOOD tattooed across his neck. He was selling junk on the side of Market street in San Francisco. This cassette was in the deck. The original is over 60 minutes but this is a shorter mega-mix I made. Enjoy? Read some more here.
My friend's 30th birthday party was a Star Wars themed dance party at a local bar. People went all out and we had a stormtrooper checking ID's at the door. Click image for the rest of the pictures!
A TARDIS built from Lego and powered by an Arduino to flash the landing light and play the Doctor Who theme.
After my roommate made me a fan of EVERY Justin Bieber page on Facebook, I thought it was only fair to get him back. And no, he still has no idea I did this. (Semi-NSFW)
Oil Platform Explodes: Vermilion Rig 380 Explosion: An oil rig 90 miles off the coast of Louisiana exploded earlier today. All 13 aboard are accounted for. The rig was apparently inactive, so the Coast Guard's unsure of the risk of another BP-lik...
Cats eating cat food? Not so cute. Cats eating people food? Cutest thing ever! Come with us on a fantastic voyage through feline culinary delight. Here is an ultimate collection of cats eating foods representing every letter of the alphabet: Avocado through Zucchini. ((Via).)
No one shows up for my Star Trek board game night and so I'm forced to play my cat Gloria.
In 2001… I was in a small comedy club in NY. Dave Chapelle (who was not part of the line up) decides to do some stand-up using my camcorder.
A random dude just messaged me, and I felt like sharing. Anybody got a clever comeback to message him back with before I block him?
He's being framed!
I made a paper mache dragon marionette. Then I taught him to dance.
California Gurls "California Squirrels Parody Music video. This is part of our official parody music video that we are currently working on. All instruments, drums, and effects were created by us using Mixcraft 5.1 audio / video editor and a keyboard. All vocals performed by us as well. This is supposed to be a spoof video so of course our singing is not going to be up to standards or a regular music video.
Darth Vader is so iconic that i think of him before thinking it's a womens haircut. Luke is just a bonus.
Big Bang Big Boom. Italian artist Blu shows us the beginning and the end of the world. Prepare to be mesmerized.
Allie's dog basil slides down the hill at the end of every walk, Rain,sun or snow!
Time to stop or it's to the brig with you. They have brigs in space, right? [Ed. note: GO TANNER!]
I feel the need to remind everyone about a wonderful book (my favorite when I was a kid!) that dealt with the Exxon-Valdez spill. It is obviously relevant to this current oil spill. They had an entire line of books written and illustrated by kids (one of which was called 'Life in the Ghetto'.). I owned almost all of them and am sorely disappointed that I decided to sell them =[