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My Second Grade Journal

In September of 1991, I started the second grade. A running assignment throughout the school year was a journal in which we had to write a few sentences and a draw an illustration. Here are some highlights. [Ed. note: this is part of our keepsake show and tell project!]

Picasso Goat

This is the cover of my preschool's Christmas pageant program. All of the kids were asked to draw the character they were playing in the pageant, and the "best" drawing got to be on the cover of all the programs. Somehow, my drawing "won". I'm really curious how bad the other drawings had to be in order for this thing to win. Though, looking at it now, it's almost Picasso-esque. Or, you know, maybe I just confused a goat with a really messed up version of Mr. Potato Head. Either way!

12 Things You'll Never Get to See

My friend Sean and I compiled a list to show you what you will miss if (and when) the world ends on December 22, 2012. Of course this list doesn't include the things you are already not experiencing, because you are at home/work. Reading this. Geez, get a life.

JustIN TIMEberlake

The title of Justin Timberlake's new crappy movie, IN TIME, fits almost perfectly with his name.

How To Get The Most Out Of BuzzFeed

I wrote up a quick intro to BuzzFeed for some of my social media friends who are wanting to get started here, but I'm a bit rusty these days, so would love it if some BuzzFeed pros could chime in.

The Bluest Blue... the TARDIS!

Big and little at the same time. Brand new and ancient, and the bluest blue ever. And the times we had, eh? Would've had. Never had. Just some Doctor Who fan art I made. I hope you like it!

Quiz: Rodent Or No-Dent?

I don't know when the hell the last time there was a quiz on BuzzFeed, so here's my shot at bringing it back. Today's quiz is Rodent or No-Dent. Simple Quiz: Just answer 'yes' or 'no' to whether you think the following animals are rodents. (Info via Mentalfloss)

Inglourious Ponies

Once upon a time in Nazi-occupied-Equestria ...

The Portal.

I can't even get a cup of coffee without all hell breaking loose!!

Mukaroons: Gorillas

A short song ad-libbed by my 3 year old daughter then turned in to an animated skit by us.

Tic Tac Dominoes

It takes me 2 days just to setup and play one game of tic-tac-toe.


The holidays are glistening with such wonderful holidays treats! Reminds me of childhood!

How To Succeed On BuzzFeed

Though it is hard to predict what will go viral on the internet, there are a few tricks that every BuzzFeeder should know.

Girl in a Box

Caught this on my lunch break. She was eating a Popsicle and waiting for her mom.

I'm Giving Away My Viral Wars Prize

I'll give away my Viral Wars prize (should I manage to win one) to any person who I don't know outside the internet (no friends, relatives, or my alternate buzzfeed accounts in other words) who does one of the following two things - 1. Gives me the working concept for a post which makes my top position in the viral wars contest, or failing that - 2. gives my top viral wars post the most viral boost. More complete details on how the top assister will be determined are here. Double your chances of winning!

Cupcakes A-Z

What's better than one cupcake? Twenty-six cupcakes representing every letter of the alphabet.

Titanic 3D!

With the unexpected success of Piranha 3D (Piranha 3D 2 -try saying that 5 times fast- on its way) Studios are up for anything these days! Enter Titanic: 3D! Hot off the heels of Titanic II, A deadly solar flare knocks an Ice Planet hurdling right into the path of the U.S.S.2.0 T1T@N1C during its maiden voyage. Their only hope lies within R.O.S.E. (Robot Operating System w/ Emotions) Infused with the memories of Titanic survivor Rose Dawson, she'll stop at nothing to save the ship! I will definitely see this! Will you?!

Bieber's Our Generation's.......

Let's be honest, there are way better misunderstood artists we'd compare Bieber to before the outplayed Kurt Cobain. They are.....

The Peckerwood Sessions [NSFW]

[Ed. note: The audio sex diaries of a 53-year-old San Francisco man in the '90s. Enjoy.] One day I bought a tapedeck from a guy with PECKERWOOD tattooed across his neck. He was selling junk on the side of Market street in San Francisco. This cassette was in the deck. The original is over 60 minutes but this is a shorter mega-mix I made. Enjoy? Read some more here.

Star Wars Dance Party

My friend's 30th birthday party was a Star Wars themed dance party at a local bar. People went all out and we had a stormtrooper checking ID's at the door. Click image for the rest of the pictures!


A TARDIS built from Lego and powered by an Arduino to flash the landing light and play the Doctor Who theme.

The Cats of Jersey Shore

What happens when you replace the cast of Jersey Shore with cats? [Jack's note: Awesome things happen, is what. For one thing, I would start watching this show.] (Via.)

Young Ryan Seacrest On 90210

The embarrassing part of catching a rare clip of Ryan Seacrest in the wild is that I've just outed myself for spending this beautiful afternoon watching 90210 reruns on Soap Net. This admission is worth it for his frosted tips alone. via Gawker.TV

Cats Eating Their Way Through The Alphabet: A-Z

Cats eating cat food? Not so cute. Cats eating people food? Cutest thing ever! Come with us on a fantastic voyage through feline culinary delight. Here is an ultimate collection of cats eating foods representing every letter of the alphabet: Avocado through Zucchini. ((Via).)

Dave Chapelle Took My Camcorder

In 2001… I was in a small comedy club in NY. Dave Chapelle (who was not part of the line up) decides to do some stand-up using my camcorder.

A Hillside Just Proposed To Me

A random dude just messaged me, and I felt like sharing. Anybody got a clever comeback to message him back with before I block him?

Katy Perry "California Gurls" to Squirrels Official Parody Music Video

California Gurls "California Squirrels Parody Music video. This is part of our official parody music video that we are currently working on. All instruments, drums, and effects were created by us using Mixcraft 5.1 audio / video editor and a keyboard. All vocals performed by us as well. This is supposed to be a spoof video so of course our singing is not going to be up to standards or a regular music video.


Tetris wedding cake! Featured on Embrace Your Geekness! The tetrominoes were chocolate, vanilla, spice and banana! Made by Jemmie Baking Co. Milwaukee, WI.

Basil Slides Down the Hill

Allie's dog basil slides down the hill at the end of every walk, Rain,sun or snow!

In Light of Recent BP Events...

I feel the need to remind everyone about a wonderful book (my favorite when I was a kid!) that dealt with the Exxon-Valdez spill. It is obviously relevant to this current oil spill. They had an entire line of books written and illustrated by kids (one of which was called 'Life in the Ghetto'.). I owned almost all of them and am sorely disappointed that I decided to sell them =[

I Win.

Guess who's cooler than that turtle-hater Justin Bieber?

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