'Tis the season to tell a bitch the truth about her/himself.
For those times when even the Holy Virgin literally cannot with you.
Because someone has to keep these hoes in line.
"Because summer vacation is a journey, not an event." - Ghandi or Churchill or Lincoln. Maybe Marilyn Monroe. Who cares?
So, you've taken the decision to grow out your happy, nappy locks. Now for the hard part.
Because I AM aware that my skin is the color of coffee/your dog/carmel, thank you very much ...