A Day In The Life Of A Fierce Bitch (as Told By Naomi Campbell Gifs).

Because someone has to keep these hoes in line.

1. Waking up in the morning.

Get me coffee (AKA Basic bitch repellent).

2. Deciding what to wear.

You know, it really is hard looking good in everything.

3. Walking to class.

I dare you to try and stop mid-Quad to talk to your friends. Please. Do it.

4. First class of the day.

Literally nothing said here is valid.

5. Second class of the day.

Did the reading.

Am paying my tuition.

Still have no idea why I have to be in this classroom with you people.

6. Third class of the day.

For the love of the The Virgin Mothers bleeding heart, someone tell me why I am still here.

7. When that one irrelevant individual speaks up in abovementioned third class of the day.

Take a seat. Actually, take several. You know what, get your futon, open it, put a king-sized mattress on top and sit directly in the middle.

8. Walking BACK from class.

Thank God almighty, free at LAST.

9. Hangout time.

Read: Network building.

10. Going to work.

Saw all the fools I will be dealing with today. In related news, God is trying me.

11. Dinnertime.

Much calories.

So temptation.

Wow.

12. Getting ready to go out.

When Beyoncé said that it took 45 minutes to get all dressed up, she lied.

LIED.

13. Seeing what your friends are wearing.

Stop.

Examine your soul.

Reconsider your life goals.

14. Being hit on in the club.

I have seen gaping flesh wounds that had more appeal than you.

15. Getting hit on again.

Please tell me who in the literal fuck you think you are.

16. When a guy REALLY won't take a hint.

I am literally overwhelmed by your irrelevance. I cannot physically or mentally overemphasize how unimpressed I am. #NEXT

17. Reconsidering.

Actually, that last one was kind of cute.

18. When the jealous try to throw shade.

"Oh, but she really wanna come that way?" - Alyssa Edwards.

19. Winding down.

Fact: Showing bitches how it's done burns 10,000,000 calories/hour.

20. Bedtime.

Another day of fierceness awaits.