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'Tis the season to tell a bitch the truth about her/himself.
You owe it to a truly basic bitch to show them how it is done.
Is the bitch really coming for you or is it a false alarm fuelled by his/her complete irrelevance?
Due to their idiocy, basics really need their impending doom spelled out in graphic detail.
This could be fun. Educating the basic about their own basocity burns HELLA calories.
No use wasting your heavy artillery if you do not have to.
I know you are basic.
You know you are basic.
Thus, the Word has been spoken.
This is my castle. You just visit it.
It is important to let your reading sink in.
If the basic is still here, then it is time to cut to the chase.
Whatever God you believe in, she/he/they need to help you rebuke this harlot.
Time to end this once and for all.
Basics do not take hints well. Reinforce their basicosity very slowly and very carefully.
Basic is contagious. Be sure to remove every last trace.
On to bigger and better things.
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